FunkYankkkees

Needs cw for fascist imagery

From extensive research I have determined the markers of USAmerican masculinity:

• Owning multiple firearms that they are barely competent with
• Owning an oversized car "for towing stuff" that can easily be towed by a small hatchback on the extremely rare occasion they use their tow bar
• Being angry about things they barely understand
• Having a poor standard of hygiene

The Final Five

I knew they were fucking toasters

Dead within a year

Whoever wins will have an assassination attempt within a month but due to the decrease in quality of USAmerican assassins over the years, they will miss and hit a secret service agent or something

Europeans will obviously not be happy with all the Americans showing up, and will ~~treat them well, and accept them peacefully into their society~~ bully them

Critical support to the euros for bullying the yankees

I think the billionaires are the minority considering there is the CNSA, Roscosmos, ESA, and the ISRO
Focusing purely on NASA is very USAmerica centric

I will never understand why USAmericans watch garbage like snl

The tech sector seems to have a high concentration of people who believe that because they understand one complex thing, they must inherently understand other complex things
"I can program well in 5 languages therefore my opinions on economics are valuable"

So are you a fascist or a fucking idiot?
This is a manifesto of a comfortable imperial core settler who, judging by his other writing, is almost certainly a pedophile