this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2024
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Whoever wins will have an assassination attempt within a month but due to the decrease in quality of USAmerican assassins over the years, they will miss and hit a secret service agent or something
Can’t traffick heroin, can’t assasinate presidents - what the fuck is even th point of the CIA anymore?
Trump gets shot in the dick this time instead of the ear.
This would raise such great opportunities to troll about his hypocritical gender-affirming surgery. Please, trans dieties: I don't ask for much.
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Death to America