FunkYankkkees

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[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Needs cw for fascist imagery

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

From extensive research I have determined the markers of USAmerican masculinity:

  • Owning multiple firearms that they are barely competent with
  • Owning an oversized car "for towing stuff" that can easily be towed by a small hatchback on the extremely rare occasion they use their tow bar
  • Being angry about things they barely understand
  • Having a poor standard of hygiene
[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

The Final Five

I knew they were fucking toasters

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Dead within a year

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 44 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Whoever wins will have an assassination attempt within a month but due to the decrease in quality of USAmerican assassins over the years, they will miss and hit a secret service agent or something

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Europeans will obviously not be happy with all the Americans showing up, and will ~~treat them well, and accept them peacefully into their society~~ bully them

Critical support to the euros for bullying the yankees

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think the billionaires are the minority considering there is the CNSA, Roscosmos, ESA, and the ISRO
Focusing purely on NASA is very USAmerica centric

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I will never understand why USAmericans watch garbage like snl

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)
[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 60 points 3 days ago

The tech sector seems to have a high concentration of people who believe that because they understand one complex thing, they must inherently understand other complex things
"I can program well in 5 languages therefore my opinions on economics are valuable"

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So are you a fascist or a fucking idiot?
This is a manifesto of a comfortable imperial core settler who, judging by his other writing, is almost certainly a pedophile

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

And a brief aside for those that just want a revolution to be done with it. 1, most of the same still applies, especially the building momentum part. And 2, there haven't been any successful revolutions without some connections to those in power, so we'll need to elect some sympathetic candidates before that possibility has any chance.

At this point low-information uneducated liberals attempting to lecture Marxist-Leninists on revolution stops being frustrating and starts being funny.

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