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[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago

There's nothing wrong with not wanting casual sex. There's nothing wrong with wanting it.

The problem comes from saying that what you want is the only right thing, and that everyone that doesn't want the same thing you do is wrong. Or from being deceptive about what you want in order to coerce the other person into sex.

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The existence of casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex.

Jokes aside some people need an emotional connection to have sex. Many do not.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (4 children)

There is in fact ranked competitive sex:

Is it segregated by gender or just dominated by women?

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not an expert but I thought most OF models don't actually have sex in their content, they just sell nudes and interact with fans. Am I wrong there?

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Idk I’m not a simp

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I wish I could pretend like I don't know who any of those people are.

I'm surprised Belle Delphine is still pulling those numbers. I thought once she gave up the goods so to speak that everything would collaps. I guess I'm happy for her?

Idk who the rest of those people are... Is that the catch me outside girl? She's old enough for porn now?? Fuck what happened to the time.

Edit: fat fingered something

[–] tooting_lemmy@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm surprised the Cash me outside girl is number one.

[–] thebigslime@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Thank you Dr. Phil lmao

[–] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 32 points 2 days ago

Anon has sex with a woman, immediately regrets it.

Never change 4Chan.

[–] sprittytinkles@sh.itjust.works 80 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I only have ranked competitive sex.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What league are you on OnlyFans?

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago

At least it's an honest grind.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

freakin casuals

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[–] OmgItBurns 31 points 2 days ago

Folks, some people don't like casual sex. Some people do. Depends a lot on why a person likes sex, if they like sex, I suppose.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 108 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Honestly, I always felt the same way when I was younger. People would just meet up and fuck, like a fun thing, and I was never that into it. I thought something was wrong with me that I didn't get it, until I started spending time with girls I had a real-life connection with, and then it was magic.

Pop culture lied to me. The club is bullshit. Casual sex is an awkward wasteland. Props if you're into it I guess, but somehow young adult America turned it into the default, when it's not the way.

[–] TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Thing is, there is not a "way". Some people enjoy casual sex, some yearns for a deeper connection, some don't like sex at all. It varies depending on people, sexual preferences, mood, age, etc.

I don't like the "they lied to me" mentality. Brother, they didn't lie, it's just not for you right now, and maybe never. You just need to find your way.

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 days ago

I've known people who've wondered if they were asexual because of this, then later realized that pop culture isn't real life.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

It is quite far from the default. That's just a perception issue. Most young adults aren't even having sex much less casual sex. Like sure tinder exists but it is primarily a fwb generator, not a meet someone new to fuck every day (at least for most people).

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Capitalism turned it into default by turning dating into a catalogue you could surf from your couch instead of building meaningful connections with people.

In the name of profit

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

young adult America turned it into the default, when it's not the way.

It’s the same way in europe, I hate it.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 days ago

Has consensual sex feel guilty

Are you Catholic?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fake and gay as hell. No anon ever gets laid.

That out of the way, this is the kind of thing I wish I could tell folks about when they haven't run into it before.

Sex is great. Even casual sex can be great. But sometimes, casual sex is just masturbating with someone else's genitals instead of your hand.

When you go into it drinking and aren't even working off of mutual sexual interest, that sometimes becomes much more likely.

But holy fuck, sex isn't something that is magic in and of itself. Hooking up is usually the opposite of magic. If you don't go into it with the right frame of mind, you might as well buy a dildo or fleshlight

[–] sprittytinkles@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had a lot of casual sex when my ex wife and I split. It was filling a gap (pun intended) in my heart, but it was also me learning my own mind, body, and soul. I don't regret it, but towards the end of that crazy year I did start to resent myself and my actions. I had a lot of fun and met some truly awesome women, but it was all skin deep. I am in a committed stable relationship now, going on 9 years, and having gone through my ho phase, I value and treasure my partner in ways I simply could not have, had I not been a ho for a year.

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[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dude has that Abrahamic guilt conditioning.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not necessarily. Sex, even casual sex, can complicate or completely destroy a relationship. If I had drunken casual sex with a coworker I'd have regrets.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Since you're making this comment, I'm guessing you are not at all religious?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Unless discordianism counts, not in the slightest. For me it would be about the potential drama.

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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's when preceding events cause sex to happen.

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its existence also implies the existence of sex which occurs spontaneously and without warning, independently of all preceding events.

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago

It's horrible when taking the bus for example. Just sitting minding your business and the BAM spontaneous sex with the busdriver and everyone gets late for work

It absolutely is.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It's like picrel apparently.

[–] tooting_lemmy@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I feel like casual sex will probably help you find a long term relationship. All my relationships started with a hookup. My marriage did too.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago

I feel the same way but about hanging out and not having sex.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm assuming anon is young, cuz if I was young and single again, I'd tap that shit multiple times, hot asian milfs need love too!

[–] Tiger@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago

Yeah, he’ll be yearning for a second chance at that someday, no doubt.

[–] droporain@lemmynsfw.com 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't worry anon. Your butt won't hurt after a couple days and you'll feel better.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 days ago

How about just having sex and then a nice conversation in bed? Maybe dude isn't able to do the second part and it gets awkward.

Tell you what. I'll be the pinch hitter for future casual sex. Just dip out and I'll take the hit for you.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This dude is either Catholic, or gay and he doesn't realize it.

Fits with the fake/gay bit.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

OP just learned that there are multiple types of connection.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Real man only have competitive sex /s

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

maybe he just doesn't like sex

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