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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's when preceding events cause sex to happen.

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its existence also implies the existence of sex which occurs spontaneously and without warning, independently of all preceding events.

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago

It's horrible when taking the bus for example. Just sitting minding your business and the BAM spontaneous sex with the busdriver and everyone gets late for work

It absolutely is.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It's like picrel apparently.