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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 days ago

How about just having sex and then a nice conversation in bed? Maybe dude isn't able to do the second part and it gets awkward.

Tell you what. I'll be the pinch hitter for future casual sex. Just dip out and I'll take the hit for you.