[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 8 hours ago

So uh... 🍆?

Nah j/k! Haha lol! Unless... 👀

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 11 points 14 hours ago

You can do whatever you want with your kid.

Don't bring them to adult places. And especially don't get offended if the adult place isn't catering to your kids.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 58 points 14 hours ago

Nobody said it makes a child's life worse. They're not even talking about that.

It's about kids being in places made for adults.

Like bringing a kid to a bar.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 23 points 14 hours ago

Whenever I see social media say something dropped/jumped, I do the same thing as you - I visit the portfolio and take a birds eye view.

I still think about the one time redditors celebrated a company's stock dropping by 90% over the last day.

But what the picture left out was how the company was climbing by 1000% in a week before dropping.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 12 points 14 hours ago

Some pleeb shouted at me, "I thought you were an engineer!" And I shouted back, "A software engineer!" while I hammer a nail with my shoe.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 18 points 15 hours ago

Hard disagree. It's about optimizing the dick sucking.

I'm betting if you line three guys into a triangle, you can suck three dicks at once.

This will allow you hit 99 dicks in only 33 sucking motions.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 21 points 15 hours ago

You start with hello

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 14 points 15 hours ago

I'm afraid to test your theory.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 9 points 15 hours ago

At my job, Email is either:

  • Jira notifications
  • Long ramblings about some project or fire that happened

All other communication is through our chat (zulip, like Slack) or video calls.

I remember dealing with short emails back in the day. But id flip out these days.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 17 hours ago

This is why I'm so angry that billionaires managed to convince people there are companies that are "too big to fail".

Our tax dollars have been used to prop up private companies.

Yet it couldn't save toys r us?

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 35 points 20 hours ago

Just yesterday, he is called out Apple for not buying ads on Twitter.

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[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 17 points 23 hours ago

We Gamers™ are on the cutting edge of humanity.

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