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Anon has casual sex (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sprittytinkles@sh.itjust.works 80 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I only have ranked competitive sex.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What league are you on OnlyFans?

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stuck in Iron 2 😢

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago

At least it's an honest grind.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

freakin casuals

[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I aim to always win

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Maybe you could go for the silver and come second this time

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

For an attentive lover, coming second means winning first.

[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Only with TAS

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For heterosexuals, ranked PnV

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

For bisexuals, ranked PvP.