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https://xcancel.com/atrupar/status/1844460494490419420#m

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“You know, despite I could be right now in the most beautiful ocean, on the sand, exposing my really beautiful body — so beautiful — to the sun and the surf. Skin cancer, right? To the sun and the surf all over the world. Or I could be in Detroit with you, and I’d rather be in Detroit with you, okay?”

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As Trump's brains continue to leak out of his ears - we get more and more great content.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I dunno man, pre twitter ban trump was best trump IMO.

This is just mediocre. There’s no pizzazz, no sparkle.

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

he used up all his pizzazz during the town hall dance party

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This feels somehow harsher on Detroit than the usual racist demagoguery it's used to.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

"I'd rather get skin cancer than be in this shitho-I mean"

[–] HamManBad@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He wants to lose so bad so he can retire and the Dems just won't fucking let him

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] JayTreeman@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm putting money on Trump becoming president in January. I also think he'll be dead within the year. Project 25 people want Vance in the seat. It's kinda like Cheney/Bush except Bush didn't need constant training and pruning

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I also think there's a very good chance of President Trump, dead President Trump, President Vance. The GOP love pols like Vance. Trump embarrasses some of the GOP that aren't his base. My prediction is that whatever happens in the election and after - the democrats will lurch even more to the right. It's funny how that works.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He doesn't strike me as a beach guy. More like playing golf near the surf, that's the closest he gets.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

His narcissism requires him to present himself as the best and most beautiful at everything.

If you've known narcissists in your own social circle, especially the really malignant ones, it's predictable as clockwork.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah it's weird he keeps coming back to this beach thing. But like you said it has to be the best and brightest there is.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There's no basic boomer idea of "paradise" more basic than le beach, preferably le beach in a conquered colonial holding with subjugated natives to awooga at.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I'm gonna skip right past regular self love and into lovecraftian self love. Behold my great and terrible body

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Behold my great and terrible body.

If Trump wins - I want him to say that in his inauguration speech. And then take off all his clothes to prove it.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

May Aamon unleash the eldritch horrors!

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Picturing Trump having a weenie roast w Snooki on the Jersey shore rn.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lotsa people don't know this but Snooki is a teeny-tiny teeny-tiny girl. With a nice... Can I say ass? I'm gonna say ass. Some people might not want me to say ass but I'm gonna say ass. Nice ass.

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

excuse me mx. officer volcel police this post right here

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

he cant start treatment until after the election

thiel dosed him illuminati

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

I could be sunning my asshole right now folks. Exposing my perfect sunspot to the heavenly rays. Saying hello to the universe with my golden gape while doing the best downward dog you've ever seen, folks. thicc-trump

[–] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

trump already has his 1 way tickets ready to go to a country without an extradition treaty in case he loses the election and his second coup attempt doesn't work. he's fantasizing about it.

or maybe orban will take him in. that would be pretty wild. what if like a million of the most powerful chuds all just moved to hungary with trump? that would be great.

[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Not even Hungary deserves that curse. The chuddery of the Anglosphere should all go right back where they, or their chud spirit, came from- England (and Scotland, Wales, and Cornwall should all wall themselves off, complete with landmines and barbed wire fences, for protection).

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

what if like a million of the most powerful chuds all just moved to hungary with trump?

I'd wager the Hungarians won't say anything racist about them though, because they're all white.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

trump-anguish I just want to be on a nude beach again!