“You know, despite I could be right now in the most beautiful ocean, on the sand, exposing my really beautiful body — so beautiful — to the sun and the surf. Skin cancer, right? To the sun and the surf all over the world. Or I could be in Detroit with you, and I’d rather be in Detroit with you, okay?”

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He doesn't strike me as a beach guy. More like playing golf near the surf, that's the closest he gets.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

His narcissism requires him to present himself as the best and most beautiful at everything.

If you've known narcissists in your own social circle, especially the really malignant ones, it's predictable as clockwork.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah it's weird he keeps coming back to this beach thing. But like you said it has to be the best and brightest there is.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There's no basic boomer idea of "paradise" more basic than le beach, preferably le beach in a conquered colonial holding with subjugated natives to awooga at.