ShimmeringKoi

joined 2 years ago
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

The point is not gain of land for Russia but removing land from another state, as a punitive measure for trying to get away from russian influence

I started laughing here and havent stopped yet. Your explanation for the historical developments of the last few years are so stupid, so hilariously, irretrievably movie-brained in their simplicity and ignorance of material incentives, and every time they completely fall through you rubes fail to learn anything.

How many times has the Russian military "been on the verge of collapse"? "Run out of shells"? "Run out of soldiers"? How many more big offensives full of terrified conscripts with guns at their backs have to grind themselves uselessly to paste before you death cultists get it through your heads that this shit is nothing but a national, generational suicide bombing? Just one more doomed advance, bro. Surely the righteousness of our (inherently superior, somehow) troops will make up for inadequade tactics, nonexistent diplomacy, grim manpower shortages and staggering logistical disparities.

You credulous liberal dipshits stink up every social sphere with smug ignorance expecting to be welcomed, and then when people push back against your unpromted chauvinistic, fight-to-the-last-Ukranian bullshit, you can only whine and complain about some tankie brigading conspiracy. Anything but your dumb ass having been refuted in the marketplace of ideas.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I leave for an hour and you come back with some snide edit to cosplay as inglorious basterds? Weird thing to do in the middle of -and I cannot stress this enough- supporting actual, seig heiling nazis in a war.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 0 points 5 hours ago

Something in the water, perhaps

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (6 children)

nationalist land grab

Is that what you actually think this is? Russia, famously lacking land.

If your "defence of democracy" requires replacing a democratically elected government with a nazi puppet regime in a violent coup, supporting that regime as it commits 8 years of terrorism against its minorities, and forcing it to kidnap old men to the front lines to keep the profitable meat grinder going...maybe you're not actually doing anti imperialism? Just a thought. Like when the swastikas came out and the genocide in Palestine kicked off, you should have realized we're the baddies, and baddies lie.

But epistemology aside, why bother from a practical standpoint? The war is over. Anything sent over at this stage is either going to the scrap heap or a military warehouse in the Russian Federation. Also lol, you will not be scaling up domestic weapon production to any meaningful degree, because we, the US, blew up Europe's pipeline and ate it's energy sector, and now Volkswagen can't even keep making it's cute little nazi cars.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 5 hours ago (13 children)

Genuinely why bother at this point

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 5 hours ago

Roasts are equally lost on them, these people only understand bullyinghow-compelling

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 1 points 7 hours ago

Great, I love having to make room for 40GB of digital hair.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 4 points 20 hours ago

Pepes are like a stetson hat and big belt buckle: not explicitly a symbol of shitty politics, but most popular with people who have them.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

50% fewer people working all critical sewer infrastructure, too

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

Eminently stunnable people, these Pentagon beings

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Kent State happened here

 

Also recommend I'm Still Whooping That Ass

 

As soon as that synth kicks in I am transported to grimy hazy pill popping yet strangely optimistic british trip hop scene of the 90s. I can't atop listening to it, it's been days

 

There's something Garrison-esque about this comic that I can't quite place. Something about the combination of panicked naivite and the apparent relish the subjects were drawn with, and the random unnecessary ass, is evoking something both ham-fistedly performative but also somehow truly sinister around the edges.

No wait, I got it. The art style reminds me of a Grimms fairy tale book, this is a german-style fairy tale threat about how we better support genocide or else, delivered with classic German smugness and an barely-hidden excitement at the prospect of seeing these threats come true against the communists and immigrants who deserve it for being too stupid to give you the support you deserved.

Oh also when the turbofash take over, there will be no more 4ths of July for some reason. Nationalists hate nationalist war holidays.

Also, it's weirdly sexual?

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Yak (youtu.be)
 

Yak

 

Get in tormented wanderers, we're Sunderposting

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Disco meme (youtu.be)
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My tummy hurt (hexbear.net)
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56% alcholhol by volume, 10$ a bottle

This was a good idea economically buy a bad ide for every other reason

Did you kno2 sorghum is an ancient grain in the grass family, first domesticated 5,000 years ago in what is now Sudan?

 

"I can agree with their goals, but nothing excuses tErRoRiSm!. Anyway, here's why we must bomb Gaza into dust."

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