“You know, despite I could be right now in the most beautiful ocean, on the sand, exposing my really beautiful body — so beautiful — to the sun and the surf. Skin cancer, right? To the sun and the surf all over the world. Or I could be in Detroit with you, and I’d rather be in Detroit with you, okay?”

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I'm gonna skip right past regular self love and into lovecraftian self love. Behold my great and terrible body

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Behold my great and terrible body.

If Trump wins - I want him to say that in his inauguration speech. And then take off all his clothes to prove it.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

May Aamon unleash the eldritch horrors!