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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

more like Chapelle Drone kelly

First brat, now this... thank fuck I like music the democrats would never go near.

Tankietube link default, Instagram link here: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAEN0lvON16/

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[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago
[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

While Roan said she felt this was her one chance to stage such a protest directly in front of the president, she ultimately decided against it after discussing the plan with her publicist. While supportive, her publicist also argued: “You fuck with the president and the government, your security is not the same, and neither is your family’s.”

In bad country...

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Had no idea that she was so cool

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

thank fuck I like music the democrats would never go near.

Never say never lathe-of-heaven

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Death Grips officially endorse Kamala Harris and hold benefit concert

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Witing for Hilldawg to crank some Extreme Noise Terror and rip a fat line

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

🏔🏔🏔hillary-contempt ❄️❄️❄️hillary-apartment 🍧🍧🍧planet-hillary

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

I want Hillary Clinton to cover this

[-] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago
[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Look, he’s a juggalo who does noise music and punches people in the face while spraying faygo at them. Hillary would be good at it.

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

me when Obama puts Ween's live 58 minute version of Poop Ship Destroyer on his songs of the year

(I know Dems could easily glom Ween, but it's the funniest I could think of)

[-] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

hillary shawty rxk too

i hear the Clipping hilldawg anthem in my nightmares

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Chappell Roan is cool. She's pro-Palestine (turning down playing the Whitehouse over it) and caught flak this week for saying democrats and republicans are basically the same.

Also her music is gay and awesome.

[-] RandomGen1@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago

Chappell Groan

kelly

[-] buh@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago
[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

imagine my shock

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Hillary Clinton trying to be "with it" is like multiplying (or perhaps dividing thonk) by zero. No matter what she associates herself with, it's just biden-pain

And especially in this case, as the_itsb pointed out

[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

This is worse than Pokémon Go to the polls... thurston

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

P O K E

M E Ooo

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

I'm glad she seems to live in an eternal screeching hell judging by her eyes

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Hillary has a new book? US elections are just a massive cash grab

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Grifting isn't just for elections anymore.

$153 million in Bill and Hillary Clinton speaking fees, documented | CNN Politics

2016

Compare them to Shohei Ohtani. He got $700m for his 10 year baseball contract. But he's worth it. He's an insanely gifted athlete. Not only is he a pitcher - he became the first player in MLB history to record 50 home runs and 50 stolen bases in a season.

I bet neither Bill nor Hillary could bat for more than ~~.050~~ .005. And if my some miracle they got on base - there's a zero percent chance they could steal. Although it would be the funniest thing in the world if they tried to.

--

Edit - I'm not a sports guy. I realized a .050 average was improbable.

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

I remember when it came out that uhhh fuck, who was it, Doug Band? Some guy high up in the Clinton Foundation said, in an email, some shit about how they paid for Chelsea's wedding with Clinton Foundation funds

But of course nothing ever came of it, liberals were appeased with "uh he was lying or making it up, duh" and all anyone ever says about the emails is "buttery males" like they're still so mad "something so stupid" cost their queen the election

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

This should be in the dredge wtf

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Something Lost, Something Gained

new season of VEEP looks great

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

And here I thought the K-hive Chappell Roan edits were going to be what broke me

[-] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

if she thought her fans were annoying now, wait until she meets theirs

[-] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Wow this is great!

[-] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Why did she say “but you know, anything’s possible”

The joke of the trend is that the person points out that they’re at an event that would be unlikely to play hot to go and then smash cut to the song being played

How did whatever social media intern that put this together misunderstand the comedy of the trend they were imitating?

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

mmm I thought there was something off but I didn't know the trend well enough to say

yeah that's it

fucking idiots

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Hillary got that WAP

Women

At

Polls

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

100+ people watching this on tankietube makes me happy

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