Like god damn it was a good show. About literal lovecraftian eldritch horrors, but the main horror presented was white supremacy

I want more but at the same time I'm not sure how it could top its season 1 finale where all white people are stripped of magic

I'm 5 episodes in but basically the premise is it's OP'S favorite brand of slop, an isekai, where a woman works herself to death and gets reincarnated as the daughter of a magical artificer. She ends up learning artificery from him and invents things like a hair dryer and waterproof fabric (i.e. 'plastic' but from slimes). She ends up engaged to her fellow apprentice, who immediately turns into a total tool, telling her she's "too tall" with heels on, criticizing her hair, her glasses, etc. Fuck this guy, what a nerd. Then he has the audacity to have an affair and leave her- but that's okay, he sucked anyway and she's got a sick ass artificer's tower to live in. He had to pay her reparations, lol get fucked loser!

Also she meets a cute knight guy who actually doesn't suck, except he's all "😌 i could just be her friend for eternity 😌" so you know it's going to be a long and arduous journey until they fuckin kiss already (unless they don't and i've just been trolling myself)

Im giving it 4 out of 5 slop stars so far

It's slop, but it's good slop, IMO. Basically the premise of the show is one of your lightly-DnD based fantasy worlds where there's Skills and dungeons and such. The protagonist, Noor, wants to be an adventurer more than anything, so that he can travel and experience life and be useful to people. But after going through the implied-to-be-rigorous three month courses for every possible skill (which seems to be paid for by the state, btw! just sayin', big ups) he never manages to acquire a skill other than the most basic possible for every branch. To be licensed as an adventurer, you need "at least two useful skills." So he's denied, travels back home, and does the anime thing of training each and every one of those skills intensely for the next fifteen years.

So, although he can't use an attack skill, he ends up able to parry over ten thousand swords simultaneously with a single breath. His "tiny flame," a magic barely even useful to conjure a candlelight, can summon a basketball sized orb of fire.

Despite his prodigious ability with these skills, he ends up registered as a mere F rank adventurer, as a symbol of charity, basically. Calling him an adventurer while he's mostly a shit-shoveler (the subs call it mud, but, I mean...)

Even after the Plot Happens, it turns out our MC is a 100% himbo that is entirely locked into his mentality of not being worthy. He defeats a minotaur, in this world a demon from the Abyss, but thinks it was "just a cow." He fights a Goblin Emperor, implied to be a magical bioweapon that could destroy a nation, thinking it's just your basic goblin. "A single goblin causes me this much trouble, I'm really not ready" he thinks. Numerous members of the royal family are in awe of his abilities, but he basically seems to not know what "royal family" means, lol.

His opinion of his abilities are so low that when offered basically any reward he can think of, he says he's good, he doesn't need anything because he didn't really do much, making the king basically think he's a selfless saint

Anyway, I have a low bar for entertainment, it really is some slop, but it's been real fun.

Also although I'm only 5 episodes in if you're worried about it being grossly oversexualized or whatever it's got none of that nonsense, just a man learning to parry harder than anyone's ever parried before

You might not like it but this is what peak green bean looks like

If i go to a doctor because of lumpy painful wrist syndrome and I think it's carpal bossing but idk, but also I injured my wrist like an idiot 7 years ago when i was uninsured, do I need to play dumb about that injury or else insurance will deny me or something because it's pre-existing and then i'll have to pay a million dollars to have a working hand? My natural inclination is to not lie about shit and it's relevant but also i don't have a million dollars if being like "so yeah i think i fucked up my wrist half a decade ago" is gonna fuck me on insurance?

Idk i haven't seen a doctor in like 9 years

idk I think that's kinda critical information, literally googled it to see if I can even vote for the PSL, it's not on their site from what I see. I think their front page should have a big infographic "you can vote for justice in these states"

maybe I'm wrong but I'm also pretty sure I'm right and that that lack is a glaring omission

yes I hit the "contact us" on their website, but what if they ignore me??

Like you're presumably unconscious and at no point ever consent to be liable for the cost, and yet people get billed. It's like if someone just came and did a bunch of work on your house when you were asleep and then sent you a bill.

Like, just wack. It's like if you passed out in Walmart and an employee put a cell phone in your pocket, took your money, then gave you a receipt, and people were like "hmm yes that's legit"

America must be destroyed