[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago

He needs to do some finger stretches..... cause it looks like he needs to log back in 5 more times.

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 months ago

Why am I aroused?

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 20 points 6 months ago

What's a cuck chair?

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 25 points 7 months ago

Escape from Tarkov.... Fucking hate that game!! I'll be on tonight 7pm central if anyone wants to team up.

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago

Less than Samsung pays to AstroTurf r/android over there.

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

After the Mormons stormed a private newspaper and smashed the presses for printing bad press about them. And raised a militia... And tried to use said militia to break Joseph Smith out of jail. There's two sides to that story. The states side is preserved in law. The Mormons weren't just sitting around reading their Bibles.

I don't agree with the law lasting as long as it did. But that story is basically a who's who miserable religious fundamentalist who fucked off and founded Utah.

Edit - I was wrong. Smith was killed in Illinois. I'd encourage you to read up on it. It's a crazy story.

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago

And yet, Dickeys BBQ still exists!

Go Chiefs!!

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 33 points 10 months ago

You spelled "Behemoth" wrong. It's clearly spelled "Medina Station"

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 year ago

I agree! And it flashed different colors for different notifications! Things were awesome!

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That sent me down a wiki rabbit hole. The poor man's body was a tourist attraction..... and someone stole his leg!

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Out of all of the problems we have, this joker decided this made up one was actually worth his energy and effort. What a fucking stupid time to be alive.

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