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Recently got Mission BBQ (chain BBQ joint) after not having gone in a while, and got 3 miniature slices of brisket, a tiny cup of mac & cheese and a piece of cornbread that was MAYBE 1 square inch and that shit was like $22. It’s been a bit, but the price to product ratio was way worse than the last time I visited.
I don’t know which hipster BBQ place started the trend of giving you a thimble of food for mid-high tier sit-down restaurant prices, but they can fuck all the way off.
Mission had to be one of the worst places I've ever been. Super expensive, not good food, and every inch of the place is covered in bootlicker propaganda. Would NEVER go back.
I recently moved from TN to somewhere where BBQ isn't as prevalent. I had never heard of Mission BBQ (didn't know it was a chain either) until I moved here and figured I'd give it a shot because it was the only option.
My expectations were low, but goddamn was that food awful. They charged me $30 for the most tasteless brisket, undercooked ribs, and collard greens that may as well have been a soup. Their very existence is offensive to me.
i don't understand it because surely they could just give you a reasonable amount of food without markedly affecting their profit margins? do they really think they'll maintain a customer base when they serve a fifth of a meal?
pizzerias over here have it figured out: sure you can charge a lot if that's what it takes to survive as a business, but then you also make sure to give people like 1.5 meals worth of food, then it actually feels worth it and people won't chafe at the idea of giving you patronage.
Agreed on all points. To be honest, I don’t really even care that portions are smaller, just don’t charge me more for less (the ol shrinkflation bit). You’re absolutely right about the patronage thing too, they’ll get me once with the bullshit, but never twice. It’s just not a forward thinking way to handle a business.
The cost is in the black gloves. It means quality
ah yes, nitrile instead of latex
“Ooooh they give you white bread with it!” -Texans, probably
No, the white bread has to be under the meat to sop up the juices and sauce friend.
Stereotype us right at least.
Damn dawg my parents send me a lot of pictures of bbq when they’re down there and it’s always about 6 slices of white bread sitting on top of everything as if someone had pulled half a loaf out and said “fuck it, it’s $.30 worth of bread”. What you do with it is your business but I’m not gonna pretend I believe you are the norm.
Also, I think it’s hilarious that part of the food culture there is someone clearly spitefully giving you an amount of bread they believe you won’t complain about. I guarantee people still ask for more bread, don’t they? I worked at Olive Garden, they do.
Sorry you’re the vehicle for my main beef with Texas, at least it’s a small one. In the Midwest we put ranch on everything and don’t have a reason to be alive so pobody’s nerfect.
Texan here. The shitty white bread at barbecue places is what we call napkins or mops. Their purpose is to mop up all of the grease and sauce on the plate after you have finished eating your barbecue. They are NOT meant for putting your brisket in and eating like a sandwich. We use the shittiest bread possible because that's what works the best for mopping purposes. Also, it's free. Half of the places just set loaves of it out by the condiments. Then you can grab however many slices you need wherever without asking.
When I was traveling all over the world for work, I learned really quickly to skip the local BBQ joint when I was in the south. They pretty much universally mediocre if not flat out bad.
Now the local burger and malt shop in the upper Midwest. Count me in.
In the southeast at least best BBQ is always the dude cooking in a kettle drum thing in the Publix parking lot. I don't eat meat anymore and have lived in California for a long time now (which has other great food but not really much of a BBQ culture) but I still think about those Florida parking lot meats from time to time.
SoCal native here the best BBQ youll find is in the parking lot of some gas station in the mountains or out in the desert. Just some dude with a smoker set up in the parking lot.
What do you consider the South and/or good BBQ? There are a few different styles of BBQ and quite a few major BBQ cities in the South.
Been everywhere from Texas across to the Atlantic. I was meeting dealers and farmers. So both in the cities and small towns. I would fly in somewhere then drive all over the place and grab lunch wherever the local farmer or dealer we were meeting wanted to eat.
Yeah, I got taken out to the "best BBQ that you just have to try" so many times across the region. They are all very proud of it, and is all bleh...
This mf went to the spots next to the best western they were staying at and chiming in like they know shit.
Culver’s++
Is not even close to local...
We'd burn a place like that down here in Kansas City and then smoke some ribs over the fire.
And yet, Dickeys BBQ still exists!
Go Chiefs!!
I honestly don't know how that place is open.
It's the free kiddie cones! Mother fuckers love a free kiddie cone!
But you're right, with Bryant's, L.C.'s, Gates, jackstack, etc.... it's hard to believe they're still around.
Idiots who don't realize it sucks
Sounds dangerous down there.
Americans will make fun of British food, then insist this is peak cuisine.
This is not "peak cuisine". That is literally part of the joke.
Yeah, no shit, that's literally part of my joke.
This is what people from Ohio call bbq?
I'll fight you
yea lol
“excuse me, can i have some bbq sauce?”
Cost extra
The BBQ sauces are at the table, but they're in unmarked bottles so you don't know which one is regular, vinegar, sweet & smokey or burn-your-ass hot.
And they're all COVERED in sauce on the outside of the bottles.
It's so you can lick them to give it a taste. Fuck reading a label.
If you can't tell by looking, they're probably all too spicy for you child. Bless your heart.
How do you both burn and undercook fucking chicken
dylanTheDeveloper, please tell me where you see chicken in the picture.
I think they were making a commentary about their experiences at "the new BBQ place in town" not specifically what is shown in the OP image
But at least artisanal sodas and a separate counter/line to order a beer?
That place would never survive in Central Texas. 😂 Here, a place with brisket that's actually not sad looking would charge about $7 for a plate like that.
Unfortunately, it's far too tempting to order 10 times more food than that.
See I saw the meme and immediately thought "Oh, so you've discovered Rudy's."
You know what's annoying is my favourite BBQ place where I studied at university had almost this exact fucking aesthetic, just with better rendered food. Tasted fucking good though
I went to a food truck at the local university that only sells Macaroni and cheese (with sides). That's it.
It was the worst macaroni and cheese I've ever had. And the tritip was all gristle, so I couldn't even eat that. $20 gone just like that
I'd rather get some bandanas.