My wife & I removed all lightbulbs and sun-pollution from our home. I have one set of night-vision goggles that i wear, so i can continue to see. She can hunt for prey whenever, but it grows her reliance on me as the head and husband to keep her and our gibbering brood of nighthorrors in order.

A marriage is when you make a woman your slave right?

im 99% its a bit account, just based on other tweets by them. v funny tho

Minutes later: Why the fuck is she never on time for anything.

If this is real that guy needs to face the wall

Theory: cishet white boomers are so vanilla and puritanical about sex because their D/S dynamic is inflicted upon the entirety of society with no safeword; they don't need to play pretend in latex suits and stuff behind closed doors. Their entire lives are constructed around ensuring the complete dominance of one person over the other in marriage in a way far more totalising than any sex-slave fetish thing could ever be.

These are the folks that libs want to compromise with.

Libs please explain how you compromise with a man who believes his wife shouldn't even be allowed access to a clock. I'd love to hear it.

Out of curiosity, does she have a cell phone? Just asking questions...

Absolutely not where I thought that was going lol

Expected some variation of "time and timezones are a form of gubmit social control"

You missed this great follow-up. I'm 99% sure that it is a bit account.

understandable, at my house we do the same thing ever since I caught my wife sucking clock

This is just a kink thing

My wife and i removed all clocks from our home ~~. I have one watch that I wear, so I can continue to tell time. She can ask me the time whenever, but it grows her reliance on me as the head and the husband to keep her and the family in order~~ because we jointly came to the conclusion that time was invented by clock manufacturing companies to sell clocks

"You know I have a cellphone right honey?"

Back before i started cultivating a pure yang technique i had a girlfriend who made me wear a clock. Not because i was late. Im the most punctual perso i know. But because she tougth it looked cool. But weraing a watch is very uncomfrtable. So i started constantly telling her the time until she got annoyed ad took the watch away.