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Oxygen (lemmy.world)

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[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 89 points 3 months ago

Christians are so cringe.

[-] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 months ago

I'd rather hang out with the crystal people.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 66 points 3 months ago

Idk some of them are this bad.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 40 points 3 months ago

> Alpha male
> no insecurities
Hmm.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

How is someone into Reiki this big of an asshole? I'm not saying I am into Reiki, but it sure doesn't jive with the rest of him.

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 28 points 3 months ago

Not narcissistic

I mean it's hard to be more narcissistic than this

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

"Alpha Male", "empath" and "no insecurities" in the same fucking sentence is some TRUMP level lying 😄

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Ooooo lucky pick.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 3 months ago

Funny, because he looks like a basic bitch

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago

Nature lover

No EV

Guess he wants a cyclist girl?

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[-] peto@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

I've at least seen a crystal. Some of them even actually do things.

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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 83 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My favorite is when you give a Christian evidence of any sort and they block you because they lack any counterargument. God is good? Here's a Bible passage about smashing babies on rocks. God hates prostitutes? Here's that part where Jesus washes women's feet with his hair. Nobody understands electricity? Then why don't you stick a key in an outlet? The eyeball is proof of creation? Here's a literal demonstration of how they have evolved multiple times from simple light-sensing cells. Blocked, blocked, blocked, yelled at then blocked.

I could go on all damned day, but you get the point. Blind faith is antithetical to logic, full stop. As far as I'm concerned, it's a psychological disorder, regardless of the object of said faith.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Not only that, but delusions needed to support religion and basically hard coded into these people since birth. Makes them susceptible to being controlled by others.

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[-] kofe@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

It took me a while to deconstruct from Christianity because Catholic schools aren't terrible at encouraging critical thinking (at least in my area). I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the existence of everything, and usually handwave from a non-christian perspective, but still not scientific.

Anyway, I've had tough conversations with my parents about it. They get upset that I don't believe a virgin cis-girl (not woman, mind you - canonically Mary was 12) can be impregnated without sperm. Or that Jesus performed miracles or that he or Lazarus rose from the dead. But I don't argue with them about whether a god exists anymore cuz idfk and likely never will

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[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 3 months ago

Jesus washes women’s feet with his hair.

TIL Jesus was into some weird shit.

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[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

As far as I'm concerned, it's a psychological disorder, regardless of the object of said faith.

Yeah, hard belief is manic.

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[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 56 points 3 months ago

Oxygen is measurable. We can detect even tiny amounts of it, we know its makeup, we have well characterized its behavior, and we can make it work for us.

We have no evidence for the existence of any gods. Seems like we can exist without them just fine.

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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago

So you're saying we just need to freeze god to see him?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

It's worth a try. We need to get some revenge and revenge is a dish best served cold.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I used to think that saying meant that revenge was ice cream when I was a kid. Mmm... Ice cream... 🤤

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I guess you hadn't seen Star Trek II...

And where's God? Up in the sky. In space.

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[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Yes, it's the cold truth

[-] kelargo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

God is just on the other side of absolute zero kelvin, right over there.

[-] RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago

We need to liquefy God

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

And make him into the most artisinal smoothie in all of Portland!

[-] gearheart@lemm.ee 44 points 3 months ago

Ask and you shall receive - Toast

[-] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

This looks like someone who has used a soldering iron to draw Jesus on a piece of toast and then countersunk it into a second larger piece of toast.

Which I doubt was easy.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

The "image" is on a piece of cheese.

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[-] rcbrk@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago

That's Costa

Photo of costa georgadis

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[-] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 34 points 3 months ago

God is like oxygen—highly volatile.

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[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 months ago

Can't say I've ever seen liquid oxygen.

[-] STLJohn@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 3 months ago

Mixed with Hydrogen we have.

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

It's amazing. Especially when you're trying to chill and prime a pump, and there's gallons of it flowing across it's own vapor in puddles.

Just try not and think about what happens if it flows across that oil spill and you step in it.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

I realize I'm posting a complaint in my own thread so it's my own fault, but I keep getting "Love is Like Oxygen" by Sweet stuck in my head since I've posted this.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Liquid oxygen is way too pretty for how dangerous it is

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[-] MockingMoniker@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Drink it and you'll see him.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Probably not. If you can pony up some testable proof of his alleged existence I'll reconsider my stance. In the meantime I refuse to believe that any good, as described, is worse at keeping their followers in line than the gods invented by Gary Fucking Gygax.

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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

You don't even need oxygen to be in a liquid or solid state to see it: oxygen is the reason the sky is blue. When you look through a large enough volume of gaseous oxygen, as you do when you step outside in the day time, you can see it just fine.

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