Christians are so cringe.
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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I'd rather hang out with the crystal people.
Idk some of them are this bad.
> Alpha male
> no insecurities
Hmm.
How is someone into Reiki this big of an asshole? I'm not saying I am into Reiki, but it sure doesn't jive with the rest of him.
Not narcissistic
I mean it's hard to be more narcissistic than this
"Alpha Male", "empath" and "no insecurities" in the same fucking sentence is some TRUMP level lying 😄
Ooooo lucky pick.
Funny, because he looks like a basic bitch
Nature lover
No EV
Guess he wants a cyclist girl?
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I've at least seen a crystal. Some of them even actually do things.
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My favorite is when you give a Christian evidence of any sort and they block you because they lack any counterargument. God is good? Here's a Bible passage about smashing babies on rocks. God hates prostitutes? Here's that part where Jesus washes women's feet with his hair. Nobody understands electricity? Then why don't you stick a key in an outlet? The eyeball is proof of creation? Here's a literal demonstration of how they have evolved multiple times from simple light-sensing cells. Blocked, blocked, blocked, yelled at then blocked.
I could go on all damned day, but you get the point. Blind faith is antithetical to logic, full stop. As far as I'm concerned, it's a psychological disorder, regardless of the object of said faith.
Not only that, but delusions needed to support religion and basically hard coded into these people since birth. Makes them susceptible to being controlled by others.
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It took me a while to deconstruct from Christianity because Catholic schools aren't terrible at encouraging critical thinking (at least in my area). I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the existence of everything, and usually handwave from a non-christian perspective, but still not scientific.
Anyway, I've had tough conversations with my parents about it. They get upset that I don't believe a virgin cis-girl (not woman, mind you - canonically Mary was 12) can be impregnated without sperm. Or that Jesus performed miracles or that he or Lazarus rose from the dead. But I don't argue with them about whether a god exists anymore cuz idfk and likely never will
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Jesus washes women’s feet with his hair.
TIL Jesus was into some weird shit.
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As far as I'm concerned, it's a psychological disorder, regardless of the object of said faith.
Yeah, hard belief is manic.
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Oxygen is measurable. We can detect even tiny amounts of it, we know its makeup, we have well characterized its behavior, and we can make it work for us.
We have no evidence for the existence of any gods. Seems like we can exist without them just fine.
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So you're saying we just need to freeze god to see him?
It's worth a try. We need to get some revenge and revenge is a dish best served cold.
I used to think that saying meant that revenge was ice cream when I was a kid. Mmm... Ice cream... 🤤
I guess you hadn't seen Star Trek II...
And where's God? Up in the sky. In space.
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Yes, it's the cold truth
God is just on the other side of absolute zero kelvin, right over there.
We need to liquefy God
And make him into the most artisinal smoothie in all of Portland!
Ask and you shall receive - Toast
This looks like someone who has used a soldering iron to draw Jesus on a piece of toast and then countersunk it into a second larger piece of toast.
Which I doubt was easy.
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Can't say I've ever seen liquid oxygen.
Mixed with Hydrogen we have.
It's amazing. Especially when you're trying to chill and prime a pump, and there's gallons of it flowing across it's own vapor in puddles.
Just try not and think about what happens if it flows across that oil spill and you step in it.
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I realize I'm posting a complaint in my own thread so it's my own fault, but I keep getting "Love is Like Oxygen" by Sweet stuck in my head since I've posted this.
Drink it and you'll see him.
Probably not. If you can pony up some testable proof of his alleged existence I'll reconsider my stance. In the meantime I refuse to believe that any good, as described, is worse at keeping their followers in line than the gods invented by Gary Fucking Gygax.
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You don't even need oxygen to be in a liquid or solid state to see it: oxygen is the reason the sky is blue. When you look through a large enough volume of gaseous oxygen, as you do when you step outside in the day time, you can see it just fine.
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