Do you expect me to fly all the way to Myrtle Beach from Indiana?

A lot of what is considered sci-fi is based on the premise that physical laws can be broken.

And stalagmites grow up from the ground.

BAT'LETHS ARE NOT SWORDS! THEY ARE KLINGON BLADE WEAPONS! TOTALLY DIFFERENT!

^(Okay,^ ^they're^ ^swords.)^

Of course, they don't say how long ago that is. I mean the 1920s kind of seems like a long time ago.

And all galaxies are far, far away.

The only way this could possibly be an honest response (it isn’t) is that his dementia is now so bad that he can’t remember things that happened in the short-term.

Right. And maybe if judges were held accountable in this country more often, they wouldn't constantly be doing shit like this.

Imagine if, instead of some geoengineering conspiracymongering bullshit, they focused on the actual and ongoing conspiracy by all the major oil companies and oil-producing nations to keep the world using fossil fuels and their byproducts in perpetuity.

I'm not a Harry Potter or Downton Abbey fan, but I see she was also Mother Superior in Sister Act, Granny Wendy in Hook and Thetis in Clash of the Titans (the original one). I remember her well in all three roles.

89 is a good long life to live and she spent most of it as an actress, which is, I assume, how she wanted to spend her life. Her last film was The Miracle Club, which came out last year, and she has a film called A German Life which is still in production, so it sounds like she got to do what she wanted to the end.

May we all be so lucky.

Yeah. I'm in Indiana. We don't have a lot of sporty douchebags, but we do have a lot of fat rednecks with goatees. And a lot of Salt Life decals.

I would almost put a "brackish" sticker in that font on my car. Almost.

"It's not like it's a difficult job and you aren't even an officer."