[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 53 points 19 hours ago

This is why our "smart" TV is not allowed to be connected to the internet.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That's nice. They'll easily make that money back from the massive price hikes.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

This feels less like an unpopular opinion than an ad.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

There's no way I'm leaving Twitter... because I never joined.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

In 2024 it's never been easier to eat the onion.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Loomer would definitely mash it.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Interesting. I was thinking more about lines and lures. It didn't occur to me that such a large amount of ocean trash would be plastic based rope and nets.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago

I know little to nothing about fishing on a commercial scale. What are viable alternatives to plastics in that industry?

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

No idea if this is how the slang came about but I'll be confidently telling people this for the rest of my days.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

Hey, that's an offensive stereotype about seniors. I work in elder care, specifically in food service, and I can assure you they don't have dinner at 3:00pm. Dinner is at 4:30pm.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

Great point. I definitely won't vote for Biden this year.

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Don't you ever get tired of finding coins, gemstones, generic art items, and magical items? OK, maybe not magical items...

As a long time DM, I certainly got tired of handing that stuff out. That's why I decided to make a conscious effort to embrace setting-appropriate realism when placing loot and creating random tables in my current campaign.

For example, the party journeyed through an ancient elven city that had once existed within massive, living trees that were now blighted and petrified. Each tree/building was well over 1000 feet tall and were more likely to be inhabited by monsters at higher levels While exploring the city, they passed through a variety of districts that were themed and named. Loot was then determined using tables based on district type and altitude.

The first tree they went through went like this:

  • Lower levels - residential district - loot found: sweet smelling soaps with dried leaves and spices preserved inside, a badly water-damaged book of fairy tales, some coins and basic gear found on the corpse of a dead adventurer

  • Middle levels - temple district - loot found: scented oils, decorative holy symbols, material components for cleric spells, ancient vestments, incense and a lavish burner

  • Upper levels - market district - loot found: a rare magical item, ancient promissory notes from a bank, a very complex lock with 2 keys, ancient cookware and pottery

The journey both to and through the ancient city was... harrowing. I'm running an eldritch horror campaign and this was point in the story when the horror started really ramping up.

That's why, after exiting the forest, our barbarian, Arthur, felt the need to blow off some steam by pranking our fighter, Clive. While keeping watch, Arthur dug out an ancient clay pot and filled it with warm water. Then Arthur totally biffed a stealth roll and woke Clive up while putting his hand in it.

When asked what he was doing, Arthur stammered for a moment before saying, "You found those soaps and scented oils in [the city], I thought I'd surprise you with a nice manicure."

This started a runner between those two that lasted for months and got the ball rolling on some character growth for Clive who was learning that he REALLY likes the finer things in life.

How has creative non-magical loot influenced your campaigns/characters?

tl;dr: The barbarian gives the fighter a manicure.

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