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Redditor finally answers the question "what if a basic chatbot was hooked up to a fleshlight" [NSFW, cumbrained weirdo bullshit] (old.reddit.com)
submitted 7 months ago by KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
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Redditors: soypoint-1 artificial-intelligence soypoint-2

The comment section is even worse, like this guy:

Haha holy shit the OP got banned from singularity over his fleshlight thing and went to cry on his own sub that he mods, that's dedicated to his fleshlight chatbot idea:

Not sure where the line is drawn for rule 8 now, but this manmade horror beyond our comprehension has 600 upvotes at 88% positive and almost 300 comments.

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Everyone horrified by this needs should ask themselves whether they want him to fuck his desktop PC or go out there and try to fuck women

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Critical support to this guy for not subjecting women to any of this

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

The worst part is this guy has a wife.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I want him to [redacted] himself.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

Then ask whether you want him to pursue a course of action where genital elecrocution is a possibility

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

According to his Reddit account, he has a human wife and has been married for over a decade, and the main benefit of this machine is to act out kinks his wife is not comfortable with... So yes unfortunately a woman has heard and seen all this already.

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his comment, warning for distributing sexual content

Having sex with a robot is not going to be the same as a human.

Have you had sex with a robot?

I have and disagree. It's not the same today, but it will be better. One thing most men can do with this that they can't do with a human is share 100% of their kinks and receive 100% acceptance. I've been married 14 years, so she's read the prompts before they were prompts. But an a.i. is going to do anything like the perfect improv artist. "Yes, and..." Even with this simple early system, I have had experiences I haven't been able to get watching porn. I haven't watched porn in a month.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Yeah the post is about her

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

What the fuck.

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

New frontiers in fuckedupness are being pioneered every day on reddit-logo!

Also: dudes are killing ourselves because I guess we aren’t allowed by some physical law of the universe to shake our butts for money on onlyfans. If we could just shake our butts for money on onlyfans…everything would be okay…

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

AnCom Transhumanist

monkey-typewriter

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

That's my Rimworld colonies ideology.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That's a typo, he meant An Cum Transhumanist.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

kiryu-slam what kiryu-slam is kiryu-slam the kiryu-slam fucking kiryu-slam point kiryu-slam

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

These people need volcel-judge

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

spoiler

I built one with greta at a climate conference and I made her play hard to get. I told her climate change was a myth and she got mad. But I also programmed her to be super horny, so, she wasn't mad for long.

I hope this robot rips his dick off one day.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Okay, I have to confess that in a vacuum, I wouldn't consider this a big deal. Like yeah it's goofy to post this in a singularity forum, but humans have been using sex toys forever and I don't really see how this is qualitatively different from a dildo. Same idea, more elaborate tools. Honestly some of these comments veer a bit too close to fashy "look at this filthy sexual d-generate, this is proof that society is fallen" posting for my comfort.

But that comment he posted about attaching it to an AI based on Greta and the other stuff in the comments section is uhhhhhhhhhhh

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

This is fucking bleak.

[–] ComradeOohAah@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

side-eye-1side-eye-2

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Detroit: Become Coomer kelly

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

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[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

I think I'm going to vomit