some secrets are completely acceptable to take to the grave
this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2024
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I suspect this is a partner of some kind considering they have access to nudes?
Honestly? Someone telling me this would do absolute wonders for my self esteem, ngl
I mean, there have been times where I was recovering from a bad breakup, and a gay dude flirted with me a little...not the same gay dude every time.
It was flattering, even though I'm not into guys.
Omg, what a true answer, it happened to me too. And more than once, if I were gay I wouldn't even have to worry, I've always been very liked by gays, I don't know why, but it's true.
Probably your beautiful cock, friend
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isn't that hellah weird to think about though
I mean, kinda, yeah. But people masturbate. They're not hurting anyone doing it. The idea that anyone had masturbated thinking of me would be a self esteem booster. That said, that's a pipe dream. Ain't nobody ever got off to all of this outside of an actual sexual encounter. Lmao
YOURE BEAUTIFUL IVE JERKED OFF TO ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS BEFORE. NOT EVEN A PICTURE
Brb crying
I’ll think of you next time I masturbate <3
People thinking of other people when they masturbate gets me off unnnnnnh
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I had someone say they wanted me (as part of a conversation about preferences, not totally off topic) and it was honestly really flattering. I told em I was ace and we moved on. It was like seven years ago but I'll cherish that memory forever...
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it was difficult but i managed it :)
This is probably fake, but I know conversations like this actually happen.
If i got that message i'd walk a few cm Taller
Jeez, he implanted a whole vertebra into your spine, with a simple text
tf brb mean
as a man in his 30s how tf kids not know brb
Cause they're always on their phones so they literally never have to BRB. The few of them who still use computers will just open Discord on their phones and continue the conversation if they have to step away from the keyboard for any reason.
This is...sad
I feel like BRB for me was when I was in an AIM chatroom and my mom had to make a phone call, so I'd have to get logged off. And I'd say BRB but would inevitably never be B.
Their parents are also constantly online, so they never get yanked from an online match
How do you know what tf means but not brb? Holy shit haha
Be right back
Okay, but can you let me know what it means after you get back?
Sure might take some time tho.
tf tho mean tho
Though . What the fuck does tf mean tho ?
Big Red Butthole
"Big red butthole crying" is probably not the reaction grey was going for tbh..
It's blowing my mind that you don't know what brb means.
Team Fortress Barber?
Balls Rightfully Blue.
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