Haha. No, his birthday is just super easy to remember numerically
I mean, I guess it depends on where he's keeping his phone while nude. He might enjoy a little nude pickpocketing, if he's open minded, and the pickpocket has sufficient lube
They're from Zenni, but they have no bottom frame. I have no idea what metal they're made of. I'd really never considered that
Yay! I've wanted to pay OOT and MM 3DS versions forever, and never got the chance. Tried to get the emulator working a few months ago, and just could not make it happen. Maybe I'll be able to with this
Thank God for Mississippi!
Found several of ours from when I was a kid. So glad we use bitwarden now. Lol
Nope. Not me, either. Better leave my prostate alone. Don't even touch that. nooo, that would be terrible. Whoops, look at that soap there on the floor... Better get that before someone slips....
I literally came here to post this same gif!
Really it depends. Truck fucking can be way more fun, if you can find somewhere to bend over the tailgate while getting railed. It's really quite exhilarating. But if you're in the cab, van is definitely better.
I will admit that since I've started wearing glasses, my eyes often burn really badly (I don't know if they're related or just weird timing), and I sometimes wonder if my little friends are pissed about the change and getting into my eyes. Lol
Found out about these when I was a kid. I was thrilled. When I was very little, my mom owned a grooming shop, and I basically had 1 million pets. Then she closed down, and we just had our dog and a cat. Weird little 5 year old me loved the idea that I had thousands of little pets that's slept on my face and came out to play while I slept
Nope, no rashes that I've noticed. But I stopped wearing a belt last year. No good for my body shape. Lol. Swapped it for suspenders, so now I look like a simple country lawyer. Lmao