Retweeting your own tweet is some serious loser energy
this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2023
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To be fair, he was set up for failure with the name Preston
"Preston! Preston! Git over here and fix the sump pump again!"
"I'm busy. Can I—"
"Now!"
Literally just some regular dudes lmao these people are such fucking cowardly losers
The profile pic
Hey buddy me and about twenty friends have some 'pointed questions' to ask you at the senate today
Meet me in the temple parking lot after senate
the south straight up sucks. If only we executed everyone above NCO in the Confederate army, every plantation owner, and every elected official. I say this with full conviction that the world would be a better place.
If we hung every single Confederate leader for treason, then subjugated that entire region until the reactionary culture is quashed out, we'd be living in a utopia.
I don't think that slightly-less-reactionary Northern culture would actually achieve it.
resurrect john brown make him dictator for the rest of his second life after lincoln got shot
Florida in particular, I'm not from Florida but Jesus Christ it is wasted on the CHUDs there.
Like, my brothers and sisters in Christ, imagine cleaning up the environment so much that manatees become more commonplace, imagine the killing you would make with all the beautiful parks and beaches that give California a run for their money. Check out these pictures
Can't the CHUDs just go LARP in Nebraska or some shit? Apologies to all 31 people that live there.
Rural Georgia has a huge black population as I understand it
I wonder why that could be...
"Hold on, this whole operation was your idea."
Preston, stop using "thug" as a substitute for the word you really want to go with, you fucking coward
If that's Georgia, why doesn't everyone look like Stalin?
If their last names don't end in -shvili or -adze, that ain't my Georgia
Least racist Grorgian suburbanite
white southerners be like "we are the grandsons of the racists you couldnt grapeshot"
Critical support to blue state libs mocking white southerners. Lord knows those lot could do with some humbling.
Americans can't go five seconds without screeching their undying hatred for black people, but they call us "elitist" for making fun of them for thinking they're better than non-whites?
Ok cracker.
They call minorities thugs and N-words and then giggle like six year old girls over the thrill of doing something so mean-spirited, but it makes national news when someone called a racist person a cracker right back?
If they can dish it out, least they can do is take it.
Lol that emote. WhyEssEff never misses. 
Lol they really think anyone labeled a gangster is getting a full ride scholarship by the government
Programs to give gang members access to education would unironically be cheaper and better than throwing them in prison forever.
Plus from my experience from working with felons and recovering addicts at my job, would actually attend classes instead if skipping class.
I think the Black Panthers actually tried that to weaken gang activity...and then the CHUDs just complained.
Literally can't even get away with voluntarily doing good in this so-called "free" society.
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Former soilder....at 21? Seems a bit young for a service term. Wonder what happened?
A political consultant? Oh! You mean a grifter!
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Before running for Senate, did Keith Gross help run a Maryland restaurant into the ground?
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$100/hr hehehe....
Ohhhh a number 628-261-3318 from his site.
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This is why we need concentration camps for crackers
Hey dweeb come over here, I wanna give you a quick shoveling
unpopular opinion but maybe we should kill this guy with hammers
Rural Georgia colleges do regularly recruit kids from Atlanta to attend them, leading to a more black and urban character than you'd otherwise expect. This does allow many people who would otherwise not be college ready to catch up with remedial classes, as these schools largely just want to keep their dorms full. The price is of course bloated student loans these already underprivileged students get saddled with, but I think it is on balance a positive thing. The only alternative, under this system, is most rural colleges closing their doors.
I hope they're doing it on purpose just to hurt this guy.
But, like in a nice way. Not like I hope the state of Georgia is prapared to forcibly move hundreds of black people around for the pettiest little vindictive prank in the history of humanity. I'm pretty sure they are already prepared to do that. I just want everyone involved to have a good time. Everyone except for this Preston fellow.
Oh word he ran in a district right next to atl lmfao he ain't even that rural. Pathetic. Maybe I'll run into him
Won’t be your school for long bozo
Edit:
University of west Georgia
UnivWestGa on birdsite
Pukeworthy link if you need proof: https://www.thecollegefix.com/college-student-and-son-of-legal-immigrant-runs-for-statehouse-to-protect-the-american-dream/
