Incredible things are happening in China : chapotraphouse

[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 75 points 11 months ago

Jesus was black.

God is a woman.

Karl Marx was Chinese.

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[-] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 64 points 11 months ago

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[-] uralsolo@hexbear.net 53 points 11 months ago

German's Aren't White

-Ben Franklin

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

it's true, he really said it

CW: Benjamin Franklin being racist against everybody except anglos and speculating that space aliens would want to see more white people

[-] Meh@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago

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[-] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

He also had a quote that I read in Losurso’s Liberalism where he wrote to a doctor and basically said “aren’t you ashamed that you save all these people who don’t deserve it?”

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

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[-] unperson@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

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[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

swedes

swarthy complexion

what?

Death to America

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[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Did Ben Racism ever actually go to any of these places? Curious how you would distinguish a German from a Brit purely on the basis of appearance

[-] axont@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago

He traveled to Europe, but the Germans he's talking about there were probably the Pennsylvania "Palatine Boor" farmers, who were from around the Rhine Valley. What he really means is that you can visibly distinguish a poor farmer from a white upper class city dweller based on complexion.

He also has a political motivation here to exclude Germans and Swedes from whiteness because Franklin wanted a purely Anglo America since he was racist as heck

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

You’re telling me supergenius founding father Franklin (PBUH) couldn’t tell the difference between dirt and having dark skin?

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[-] axont@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I dunno if you're being sarcastic but if not there used to be a stark divide between pale wealthier white people (indoors) and poorer tanned white people (outdoors). Having a tan put you in a lower caste. Apparently this was such a noticeable thing you could visibly tell which people in Pennsylvania were German or English

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[-] The_Walkening@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

beyond the racism, does this greyhound, bifocal ass wearing motherfucker think that light acts like water and fills available volume not taken up by the dark? or that removing the woods would somehow make the earth's surface substantially more reflective?

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[-] Sinister@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

I as a Person of Discoloration, support this.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

How can it be white face when Marx is already Chinese?

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

You should check out some of the old Korean War movies China made. Chinese actors in full white face depicting moustache twirlingly evil American generals.

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

As a cum goblin cave beast I give them a cracker pass

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[-] SkibidiToiletFanAcct@hexbear.net 51 points 11 months ago

I am a Muslim. I am a Jew. I am Black. I am gay, I am disabled, I am a woman seeking to control her body

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 46 points 11 months ago

Noo how dare a communist country look up to Carl Mark ![wojak-nooo](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/44f42cb5-b644-4687-a9f4-14557f5c0582.png "emoji wojak-nooo")

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 45 points 11 months ago

Chinese Karl Marx is my favorite cumtown bit

[-] axont@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

what's next, gay Engels?

[-] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago

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[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

China always being several steps ahead lol

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[-] roux@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Yes please.

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[-] Sprite@lemmy.ml 41 points 11 months ago

Every day I spend 1 hour weeping for not being born in China.

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 38 points 11 months ago

A spectre is haunting China and it’s me, I’m back babyyyy

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago

Unironically great, I've been trying to integrate traditional Chinese philosophy and religion with my communist views for a long time now actually.

I've talked about this a bit on here but I think the metaphor of Taoism is correct even if the underlying explanation isn't. You can explain to children how gravity and shit works and how that causes the seasons but it's just fucking numbers. You tell them that Persephone is in Hades and Demeter is mourning her absence and they understand it perfectly. Now obviously the gods aren't literally real but meaning is often better explained by metaphor than science.

It's my sincere belief that there is lots of meaning in religion and philosophy that has yet to be discovered by science. Scientists discover universal principles, poets explain them.

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 54 points 11 months ago

You can explain to children how gravity and shit works and how that causes the seasons but it's just fucking numbers. You tell them that Persephone is in Hades and Demeter is mourning her absence and they understand it perfectly.

on the contrary, bill nye perfectly explained axial tilt causing seasons to millions of children, and that greek myth shit is needlessly complicated and stupid as hell compared to "look at ball tilt"

a garden is perfectly beautiful on its own without talking about faeries instead of the nitrogen cycle

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[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago

So many smug fascists in that thread, not surprising though

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago

Alright, now if they could just stop expanding the private sector . . .

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

and kill some more billionaires

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

Internally inconsistent ideology. You must keep creating billionaires so that you have a sustainable supply of billionaires to execute.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago

Communism doesn't work because it requires infinite executions in a finite-billionaire world.

[-] ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

“The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of billionaires’ neck-attached heads” —piss lady

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

I have good news on that front comrade.

Source

Only time will tell if the trend continues though.

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[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

Libs: "China is a Han supremacist ethnostate that seeks to destroy all people of different ethnicities."

China: "Karl Marx is Chinese."

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[-] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

Marx already wrote the most confusionist text, capital volume 1!

Stop talking about coats, motherfucker!

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[-] neo@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

This looks like it's supposed to be a comedy sketch show. I'd watch if it were.

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[-] dead@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I think I found episode 1. The show name is called "当马克思遇见孔夫子"

https://w.mgtv.com/b/592591/19875185.html

e/ someone uploaded it on youtube as well. this channel appears to have 4 episodes. no english subtitles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcO7HSCXR9M

[-] mustGo@hexbear.net 52 points 11 months ago

They digitally animated his mouth and beard. ![sadness](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/3de7432c-5d0b-441d-9167-0c61cc3838ab.png "emoji sadness")

Mr. Xi, please hear me out. If the downtrodden people of the west saw practical effects and squibs reemerge in Chinese film and television, global capitalism would crumble in an instant. ![xi](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/bfbbd83b-0958-404b-8528-5f5de7eab4e6.png "emoji xi")

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

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[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

Fucking awesome, yo!

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

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