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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 1 points 21 minutes ago

Typical capitalist tactic cashing in

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

“They are literally treating him like he is some sort of political fodder, like some sort of spectacle,” Agnifilo said. “He was on display for everyone to see in the biggest stage perp walk I’ve ever seen in my career, it was absolutely unnecessary. He’s been cooperative with law enforcement... There was no reason for the NYPD and everybody to have these big assault rifles.”

“It was perfectly choreographed, and what was the New York City Mayor doing at this press conference, your honor? That just made it utterly political,” she continued.

His lawyer seems to not be afraid to pull any punches, I like her.

[–] Magnus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Capitalism working as intended.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Intended is the next part where they roll out a premium line called LM

[–] Magnus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago

Then the scam cryptocurrency hits, what am I saying? that's probably already happened.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I think people are overestimating how much stock any chain has for a specific item at any given moment. It's really not that impressive that specific color of a specific sweater can sell out quickly because of a meme. This is just clickbait.

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 49 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

This is a disaster for the CEOs. Homeboy is going to get ended if the jury finds him not guilty.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 31 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

Find him not guilty, the world celebrates the jury that spared Luigi and he goes onto become a hero.

Find him guilty, the world shames the judge that killed Luigi and he goes onto become a martyr.

There's no winning for the corporate elite here

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

The darker part of my psyche is a little giddy at the idea of CEOs shitting their boots cause there's a man on the loose in the world who is willing and able to murder them and that no one will ever convict him.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago

I'm with him either way.

[–] nickhammes@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Do you think there's a world where his pleading innocent, and his attorneys' arguments that someone else did it will affect his status as a folk hero? It seems like a fine line for him to tow, for him to minimize his sentence, but not negatively impact the message, and his status in bearing it.

I want to see him do it, but that seems like the challenge of his position.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

At this point, the idea of Luigi is more important than the man. And it doesn't hurt that the media's been fucking up and forgetting to call him an ALLEGED killer.

So he'd be the reverse of OJ, in that he'd be found innocent of a crime he didn't commit, but beloved by everyone as most believe he did to it. (Whereas with OJ being found innocent of a crime he DID commit made him hated because everyone believe he did, infact, do that shit)

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 5 points 5 hours ago

OJ is a lot different. He was a famous celebrity sports figure. He killed or didn’t kill his wife. The public only cared about OJ because of his celebrity status, and because the woman was white, and he is black.

I don’t think it’s a very good comparison.

[–] JiveTurkey@lemmy.world 53 points 21 hours ago (10 children)

Here I am wondering how people afford to shop at Nordstrom while also being annoyed by the consumerism bullshit that is a blight on us all.

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

They’re in debt.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Are you saying that only poor people hate consumerism? Rejecting consumerism is an indirect way to gain wealth though frugality.

[–] JiveTurkey@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Nope. I agree with you.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

I have one thing from there.

A company branded sweatshirt.

When I got hired they sent me the catalogue and said “pick something”, and I went “surely not, no, this is far too expensive for the one time I’ll wear it..” and they said “you need something for twice yearly meetings with the ceo, so just pick something.. ok?”

And so I got the absolute loudest (that I liked) multicolored zip front hoodie I could find and those bitches paid to have that shit embroidered with a logo nobody cares about or recognizes, and now I have a ridiculous sweatshirt that’s much higher quality than it deserves to be but cost THREE HUNDRED FUCKING FREEDOM DOLLARS, and thus occasionally gets worn even tho I don’t work there anymore.

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Homes, medical treatment, and financial stability are all a lot more expensive than bougie consumer products.

And while the average american can usually figure out how evil the oligarchy is, thinking through solutions and actions is a much bigger ask for the average american.

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[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 133 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Jesus christ guys, does it get more vapid than consumerism as revolt?

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 23 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I agree with what you're saying regarding consumerism, BUT...

I think it's way more important that people are showing support for Luigi. The elites can see this shit. If this is all we've got, I'll definitely take it. Just something to think about.

[–] Sinthesis@lemmy.today 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine being a CEO of a company and 5000 employees all show up wearing the same sweater. The odds are not in your favor, Chiefs.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 7 points 11 hours ago

I imagine the CEO of Nordstrom is feeling rather conflicted right now.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 7 points 15 hours ago

I don't think it's consumerism so much as a bit of fanaticism, and also something of a uniform.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 23 hours ago (21 children)

People are conditioned to their environment. It's like the far right assholes who hate the system but don't understand that the real enemy is the rich and instead think we need to attack government. Yes, that's bad too, but class warfare is the real answer while they suck off Musk for his "epic posts."

I'm relieved that some amount of awareness is blooming. We can hope that it continues to develop.

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[–] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 24 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

It's actually interesting.

If anything that Luigi touches basically becomes gold it's going to lead to some very interesting behavior from people who want to capitalize on it, but if they do it'll betray the narrative that's being pushed. Which company is gonna be shamelessly greedy enough to break the line?

And if they do how will the government and other companies react? At the very least there's conflicting interests happening. I'm very curious about how it'll play out.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 19 hours ago

Capitalism can commodify anything, even criticism of itself.

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[–] Bz1sen@lemmy.world 39 points 20 hours ago

We are living in a simulation, truly.

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 61 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

How do people even find out this stuff? Is there a reddit post saying I FOUND HIS SWEATER or something? Same with the backpack.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 22 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Even here there were people that were talking about the exact backpacks details. If you own the same thing you'll recognize it.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 9 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

People were talking about the backpack a lot on the onebag subreddit.

Then CEO managed to destroy his company's reputation by personally calling the tip line and offering to link the serial number to the person who ordered it.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Yeah. That backpack kinda sucks.

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 23 points 20 hours ago

In siding with the rich and powerful against somewhone who is objectively opposing the rich and powerful, NY's mayor is showing how much of a political battle the trial will be.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 23 hours ago
[–] antonionardella@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 13 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

I'm missing what the missed opportunity is. Enlighten me?

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