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[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is a disaster for the CEOs. Homeboy is going to get ended if the jury finds him not guilty.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Find him not guilty, the world celebrates the jury that spared Luigi and he goes onto become a hero.

Find him guilty, the world shames the judge that killed Luigi and he goes onto become a martyr.

There's no winning for the corporate elite here

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

I really can't see a scenario where the jury don't find him guilty. They really don't have a choice, they have to uphold the law as it is written. It is not within the remit of a trial to make new law.

No matter the ethical considerations he did kill someone. The law is very clear that murder is not acceptable even if you personally think it's justifiable.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

They really don't have a choice, they have to uphold the law as it is written.

They do, indeed. However, the "written law" includes the sixth amendment to the constitution, guaranteeing the accused the right to a jury. The flip side of that guarantee is that the juror is constitutionally empowered to reach a decision.

Constitutional powers supersede legislated law. The juror is not beholden to legislated law. Indeed, if they feel that strictly applying a lower law results in an injustice, they have a constitutionally-imposed duty to reject the short-sighted legislated law.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 50 minutes ago* (last edited 50 minutes ago) (1 children)

Right so what part of that would allow them to justify murder?

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 9 minutes ago)

That question is nonsensical: 1. The jury never has to justify anything; 2. "Murder" is a legislated concept. The jury is not beholden to the legislature, and is constitutionally empowered to reject the laws they create.

Where the jury feels that enforcing the legislated law would be an injustice, they are free to rule "not guilty", even if they believe the accused's actions violate that law.

To more directly answer your question, though: If the jury felt that the healthcare extortion industry was completely out of control and a clear and present danger to society in general, they could determine that the legislated prohibition against killing did not contemplate this particular killing. They could determine that the accused does not deserve to be convicted just because the legislature was shortsighted in the way they wrote the law.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You don't know what Jury Nullification is do you?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It never happens. Least of all for a murder case.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Does this count as murder? https://www.history.com/news/the-original-wild-west-showdown-bill-hickok-davis-tutt

He got arrested after killing someone and the jury found him not guilty with a lot of witnesses seeing the act.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 49 minutes ago

I don't think something that happened in the 1800s is particularly applicable to the 21st century.

[–] BehindTheBarrier@programming.dev 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I don't think it will happen, and especially not for something this high profile, but Jury Nullification is essentially the "he did it, but we don't see his actions as punishable". It'd be a huge uproar if that happened too.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

unfortunately there always is, and it's almost always the same. wait for it to die down.

[–] thax@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 12 hours ago

Time, bread, and circuses. But, we may soon run low on bread.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

The civil suits will destroy him even if he's found not guilty. He doesn't win either way either.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago

Oh I could easily see him winning the Criminal Case and losing a Civil.

They'd probably not even care during the Civil Case if he killed Brian or not, they'd just talk about how "Because the news cycle about Louie G over here we lost stonks."

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

The darker part of my psyche is a little giddy at the idea of CEOs shitting their boots cause there's a man on the loose in the world who is willing and able to murder them and that no one will ever convict him.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I'm with him either way.

[–] nickhammes@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do you think there's a world where his pleading innocent, and his attorneys' arguments that someone else did it will affect his status as a folk hero? It seems like a fine line for him to tow, for him to minimize his sentence, but not negatively impact the message, and his status in bearing it.

I want to see him do it, but that seems like the challenge of his position.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Toe*

You toe a line, you don't tow it.

[–] nickhammes@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Huh, I did not realize that was the standard usage. TIL.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At this point, the idea of Luigi is more important than the man. And it doesn't hurt that the media's been fucking up and forgetting to call him an ALLEGED killer.

So he'd be the reverse of OJ, in that he'd be found innocent of a crime he didn't commit, but beloved by everyone as most believe he did to it. (Whereas with OJ being found innocent of a crime he DID commit made him hated because everyone believe he did, infact, do that shit)

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 6 points 20 hours ago

OJ is a lot different. He was a famous celebrity sports figure. He killed or didn’t kill his wife. The public only cared about OJ because of his celebrity status, and because the woman was white, and he is black.

I don’t think it’s a very good comparison.