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[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The civil suits will destroy him even if he's found not guilty. He doesn't win either way either.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Oh I could easily see him winning the Criminal Case and losing a Civil.

They'd probably not even care during the Civil Case if he killed Brian or not, they'd just talk about how "Because the news cycle about Louie G over here we lost stonks."