It's entirely tidy, let's be honest here.

I will say this in my bluntly antiquated way (47 man).

I kissed my buddy in high school because fuck it it was a dare. Didn't like it it's fucking weird. I wear pink. Love pink. I've painted my nails, dyed my hair, wore a dress before. I do all that because I know I'm straight. It's hilarious watching less secure people do juggling exercises in their heads when I know I'm going home and I'm fucking chicks.

My current gf is far more conservative than I am so I've toned down a lot but my joke has always been my grandma thought I was gay and asked my cousin once. He told her I'm not because he's walked in on me so many times having sex with girls lol.

Moral of the story, don't give a fuck what people think. Do you and if doing you is being gay then be fucking gay. Own it. Trust people like me will have your back if some dickhead pushes back.

I'm with John Waters. We need to bring perverts back into fashion.

I'm my late teens and early twenties, I had several occurrences of gay guys hitting on me, to the point where I started to worry that there was something about me. It seems funny to me now, but I really did have a period of wondering if I could be and was just repressing it because of my Catholic upbringing. But ultimately I realized that I just didn't find guys attractive at all, and even the thought of kissing a guy was kind of a boner killer. So I get what you're saying, even though on the surface it sounds funny to say you wondered if you could be gay.

Sometime later I ended up with a couple of close gay friends, and I mentioned it to them. They said it was probably because I put out a very non-judgemental vibe and didn't seem like a homophobe, so it probably didn't seem risky to hit on me.

It is pictured, just not visible

My wife and I have carpets next to our sides. She did not want them to mismatch :(

But what about the men you dated? 🙃

It's easy. Just pretend everyone is a cat.

I legit thought the picture was of a hotel room at first

A 10 inch butt plug

Nah just another part of the room

It is gay, yes, but since you're doing electrical work it's pretty butch. I'd say it makes you more lesbian than anything else. If you get some smart plugs to put them lamps on you can set them for voiced activation and regain some heterosexuality (but only the nerdy, techy kind that comes with big Reddit Mod energy).

If you want to be back into Normal Straight Bro territory you have to make the voice command for the lamps the sound of you railing a chick. It's the only way to square things up. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules, and homo math can be very complicated.

It has to be three-way in order to not be gay sorry

Am gay. I don't make the bed unless I expect visits. Does it make me feel fricking good to see a tidy bed and house? Yes. Will I do it every day? Absolutely not.

I have "the aura". And although I don't know what that means, I've started asking anyone who asks me if I'm actually gay, what leads them to that assumption.

The current top picks are:

I look put together, I care about hygene, I clean my home, I'm usually friendly, I look happy.

Like… their assumption is correct. But when did caring for oneself become a sign of the big gay? What are straight people doing?!

Nah it's contrived.

It's an impossible accusation to disprove, because it's not a thing you did, it's your preference. You can only "protest too much" or "protest too little".

Likely the other person wants the relationship to end, but can't stand the idea of it being their fault. So it's the "closeted" person's fault.