I want the milkman to deliver my milk... in the myorning.

In a row?!

Pretty sure this was the exact control panel my mom's 80s Ford Econoline van had.

True! 10-12 more cars could have fit on that road if it wasn't for that stupid bus.

But the poors have to get to their jobs serving me...

I got it! Let's widen the road! Nobody uses the sidewalk anyway. /S

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Pixel-Stained_Technopeasant_Day

I'd get down on some of Edgar's Fromunda cheese.

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Lookit' this French Roof, over here, c'rectin' people's grammer...

That's when something you say makes the white hardhats briefly uncomfortable.

They did it all for the nookie.

A friend was complaining that he was always losing his air pods. I told him about my awesome idea to sell a little cord that would connect them so they were easier to keep track of.

He was like, 'Dude! That's a great idea... You've got to start selling those before someone beats you to it-'

Then it dawned on him and he called me an asshat.

I'm on the spectrum and digging a hole, diggy diggy hole. Diggy diggy hole!