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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 86 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I CANT HEAR YOU MF! IM CRANKING MY HAWG! AARRROOOOO!

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I CAN'T HEAR YOU BROTHERS AROOOO

[–] sirtwinklebottom@lemmy.world 64 points 2 weeks ago

AROOOOO HELL YES BROTHER

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago

THE PACK IS THE HYPEST TEAM YOU CAN ASK FOR. WHOEVER YOU ARE, THOSE MFERS ARE HAPPY TO HELP YOU KEEP THAT HOG CRANKED AT ALL TIMES AND NEVER LET IT NOT BE CRANKED TO 11, MFER! ARRRROOOO!!!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

CRANKING IN MY HAWG

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

AAAARROOOOOOO!

[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

THAT HURT MY HAND!!

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 19 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Girls boring 🙄 Boys boys quirky 🤪

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago

WE WELCOME GIRLS TO ALSO CRANK THEIR HAWGS

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anyone can CRANK THEIR HOGG!

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then let's post memes to that effect :)

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO CRANK THE HOG TO BROTHER, ARROOOOOOO!

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[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I SEE YOU BROTHER AND I CRANKED THIS OUT FOR ALL OUR GIRL BROTHERS!

I SUCK AT PHOTO EDITING BUT IT'S ABOUT THAT 💯 EFFORT! AROOOOOOOO!!

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

HELL YEAH I NOW FEEL REPRESENTED AND WELCOME IN THIS SPACE SO I FEEL LIBERATED TO ALSO CRANK IT AROOO

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

AROOOOOO!! WELCOME TO THE MF'IN PACK!!!

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

Boys cranking their hoooog

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I COULDN'T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG, BUT I THINK YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT DEFINING GENDER!!!

THE PACK IS ALL ABOUT INCLUSION!! I DON'T CARE HOW YOU MF'ERS SELF IDENTIFY, YOU'RE ALL MY BROTHERS AS LONG AS YOU LOVE CRANKING THAT HOG!!!!

AROOOOOO!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

AMEN TO THAT, BROTHER! AROOOOOOOO!!!

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

It's bonehealingjuice, but ODing on five different kinds of stimulants while CRANKING THE HOOOOOG

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Y'all need female friends

Or jesus

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You need a hog to crank. HAAWWWGGG

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Is "crankin ma hawg" a cheeky wank or not?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

WHETHER IT'S YOUR DICK OR YOUR MOTORCYCLE IS LEFT UP TO INTERPRETATION

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

NO BROTHER IT'S MY HOG

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's cranking ones hog

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When I was 23 I spent multiple weekends driving to a different city to talk to older women (60s) about their lives and shared community

[–] 50_centavos@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

👍

BACK TO CRANKING THAT HAWG!!

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Me: - Even Bernie?!
Garak: - Especially Bernie.

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 6 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I ask because my english doesn't include whatever these Guy says but... Is it alcohol apology?

[–] rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I assume you mean "analogy" instead of "apology".

The "THE_PACK" community is a parody of US biker (motorcycle) culture, where many men refer to their motorcycle as their "hog".

"Hog" is also a slang term for a man's penis.

"Cranking my hog" is slang for male masturbation. I think it's also used to refer to revving up one's motorcycle in the biker community, but I'm not 100% sure of that (my old man was a biker so I am loosely familiar with some of their slang).

They intentionally misspell "hog" as "hawg" for fun. So it's just a bunch of guys standing around jokingly referencing masturbation under the guise of talking about riding their motorcycles.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fortunatly not the most useful kind of english. But today I'm a bit more educated.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's EXTREMELY useful English! Now if someone mentions cranking one's hog, you don't accidentally start discussing masturbation in great detail

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[–] joostjakob@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For this kind of query, consult the Urban Dictionary.

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[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it's also used to refer to revving up one's motorcycle

Specifically a hog is a Harley (or really any touring bike now), large, slow turning, and they start with H, and yeah you could call racing the engine (the vroom vroom throttle thing) cranking, though that's more of an action on older motorcycles you'd do to actually start the thing

The term from male masturbation actually comes from crank-start engines

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[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

To add, it's an extremely uplifting and wholesome community.

I've regularly tuned in when I'm feeling down and am moved by the support everyone shows

[–] Willy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

its motorcycles or masturbation buts its vague enough to be funny in its crude absurdity.

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