Yeah, it was about a hamster called Grignotin

No idea what it was called and it was only 45 years later I found out that "grignoter" is French for "to nibble"

Nothing

Apart from actual fucking pizza maybe

I would rather shite in my own hands and clap than buy a "pizza" from those fucking abominations

Pizza is a massive cash-grab as it is; they're so easy to make with very few ingredients. Why the fuck would you just hand money to shareholders like that?!?

made it better

"Had to have it simplified because we're a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic"

Amerikanske tilstande" which translates to something like "conditions like America", which is an expression for just about the worst that can happen.

Lol how the mighty have fallen

No idea who that is, no idea why people give attention to ragebaiters

Can anyone ELI5 what's going on at Valve regarding this? I've read a couple of articles and am Nun the Wiser

The Auchtermuchty Stepladder will change your life

Which? - the UK consumer advice group, did an investigation into this and found that 92% of items they checked had been cheaper within the previous year than they were on Black Friday

Literally anything by The Pogues