i like a mutual relationship where neither of us take it in the ass
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2024
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Don't inverse kink shame. Prude shame?
My kink is extreme aversion to variety.
My kink is thirty disappointing seconds of plain vanilla missionary with the lights off.
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That's where the cum button is tho
Your loss because that shit is lit
Agreed. I mean, to each their own, but I've been open and tried the gamut of butt stuff more than a few times with a few partners, and I've gotta say...just not a fan of either giving or receiving anal. Oral, on the other hand...
You don't perform oral on the hand, stoopid.
Oral is above everything
But anal play is really good too for those into it.
Woah woah woah I'm all about getting pegged but I draw the line at chores.
Pegging is less painful
If my girl allows me to put it in her ass it’s only fair I take it as well
I mean there's a whole erogenous zone that dudes will neglect just because of archaic religious traditions and values
Seriously. Straight dudes are missing TF out.
I'm straight and I like it tho.
Fragile masculinity makes you miss a lot of things ig.
I couldn't agree with you more. I'm straight, and I love it when my wife does stuff to my booty
It's a shame that gay guys have such a monopoly on butt stuff
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Weird that this is a meme, that's how relationships work (anal is optional).
That's how people aim and like for them to work. But nobody does equal on everything. I don't expect my wife to carry as many groceries as me, or to deal with the heavy lifting or bugs. But she deals with shit I despise like booking appointments and dealing with the kid's school. Are we 50/50? I can honestly say I do more but I don't really care as long as everything is trucking along and we're happy
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Can you imagine the difficulty of keeping the inside of your butthole clean for your partner? I just don’t get how some people can maintain that. Kudos to those that make the effort.
Lava vs magma
I think it's mostly a sight thing, as long as I can't see the poop then I don't care
Jim Jefferies has an entire routine on this, but I don't really want that in my search history.
taking the community name literally, huh ...
not to be too stereotypically reddit butt...
a bidet makes it a lot easier 😅. it shoots a little water up in there like a mini douche every time. helps get those last little stubborn bits too if there are any.
What the fuck is the pressure setting on your bidet???
This person gets it
I need to invest in a butt shower. No space for a bidet, but those buttoned showeheads are perfect. Visiting Oman brought enlightenment.
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Ex was cursed to be a hairy bottom.
He did a ton a maintenance but it's a butt, sometimes there will be shit.
I had seen grosser things come out of vaginas. Sex is inherently gross (asexual bias lol)
I mean, even as a sexual person, when you stop and think about it, it is indeed gross.
But my reptilian brain craves it. And my logical brain just doesn't give a fuck anymore about how it looks like. I mean, I change diapers full of shit and piss every day and I've seen my two children be born in an ungodly amount of juices. My threshold for being grossed out has become a lot higher.
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Just get an anal douche.
What did you just call me! /s
I don't get the appeal honestly and I'm a bi guy. And I hate that every porn video devolves into anal by the way, can we get clearly labeled non small porn please?
Hell yeah brother
Guys have you not tried pegging? Highly recommend.
Second that.
It feels very good, both physically and emotionally (after you get used to the idea you can be on the "receiving" end). And many, many girls love it! They love to experience sex in a very new way, love to feel what you normally get to feel, and you'll likely love it too!
Sameee.
I was somewhat skeptical at first but it's fun. I recommend. IGN 9/10.
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