I just bought a house, and having someone to coordinate all the paperwork thoroughly and promptly was definitely valuable to me.

So they can have a little bacon, as a treat?

Correct.

I've looked into 458 houses

There are many different minimum wage jobs out there. Speaking as an introvert who has had several of them, if small talk is that taxing for you then you should consider a job with less intrinsic social requirements.

Barista is also traditionally supplemented by tips, which are likely to suffer if you're wearing a pin that makes the customer feel like a burden.

Restaurants that switch away from tips frequently switch back. There was a big push about 10 years ago, and most have closed or switched back.

Customers, as a whole, just see menu prices go up and go someplace else; the customers who actually understand the trade-off are too few for that model to work most of the time. Additionally, the best staff jump ship to restaurants where they can maintain their income.

Fine dining is really the only place you can get away with it regularly. The employers didn't really have a choice if they want to stay open. The system is what it is, every customer who doesn't tip is giving themselves a discount at the expense of the staff which is a reasonable thing to be upset about. The only way to change the system is through regulatory legislation.

Latin has more rules, but they're more utilitarian than fancy. Latin rules are there to make sure you understand exactly what is being said. French rules are there to make everything elegant and confusing, like high fashion.

I just have some high school Latin from long ago, but if you parse "fancy" as "ornamental at the expense of utility", then I think it's a fair description.

They are in fact 3 things

"Objection!"

"Why?"

"Because it's devastating to my campaign"

That seems like a very roundabout way to say that in the present in the US, critical thinking leads you to not vote third party.