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Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won't)

"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn't an anime cat boy.

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ever see that edited MCU poster where all the male characters were wagging their asses and Black Widow was just pointing a gun? lenin-dont-laugh

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

I want that on my wall

[–] buh@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Jesus Christ what is wrong with these people?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You cannot escape the objectification your gender will not save you.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

But how come i only get power fantasies let me larp as a sexy sex man with bedroom eyes and a soccer player ass

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

i don't think they are even real at this point. the poster says something about naughty dog not liking dominant males. every single response claims thats insane but they have +200 upvotes anyways.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

In general they have been going on about the feminization of men and bull like that. How many times do you see em compare the T levels of men this generation to that of previous ones. All this talk of soy etc.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] buh@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Why would I need to slip a little blue pill under my tongue? The fact that im-vegan does this feminization job well enough!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

For fuck's sake, chuds are still clumsily appropriating V for Vendetta imagery? cringe

[–] SSJ3Marx@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Is having your face illuminated by the warm light of the setting sun soy?

[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

They should give them what they want. Just full bara it up, big shoulders, dominant chad posture, ~~everpresent bulge~~, extra body hair and shirtless scenes where he's unnecessarily flexing... granted the same crowd would be furious lmao

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

Bwaaa

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

No kidding they did that for a fucking T rex. A fucking news rag did that.... For a t rex. A t.... Fucking.... Rex....

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Muh historical accuracy

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[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago

I'm still unironically annoyed that they nerfed Snake's ass in SSBU.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Those Marvel movies are all so woke! I want to see Chris Evans in spandex and high heeled boots. And showing some chest."

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

"Covering him up so no US evangelicals get offended, sad!"

[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've seen attempts at this (not for video games specifically but beauty standards in general) and the incelsphere response is that women are valued for their visual signifiers of fertility whereas men are valued for their ability to provide security and resources. But of course that doesn't explain why they are so hyperfocused on their own looks and how it ranks up to other males.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Shit you ever hear discourse on thosr rate me subs? They're obsesses with the so called golden ratio

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[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

They made him look soft. Shrank his shoulders

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

They beat the bits to the punch "They shrank his shoulders made him look soft." Gamers really are pathetic i-cant

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[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Shrank his shoulders. Made him look soft

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was legitimately very disappointed to see how flat-chested the Norn (muscular Viking-coded faction) male model is in Guild Wars 2. With the right outfits, you can look at the sideview and it's a freaking straightedge.

I want an escape-from-reality fantasy where it looks like I spent 8 hours a day in the gym instead of in front of a rotting codebase.

[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Based. Not played GW2 in forever but we all know they should be dummy thicc with pecs of steel (but actually) mao-clap

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[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

sicko-fem the-boys-are-back-in-town

I DEMAND Link's bulge be noticeable and have DoA level jiggle physics in the next 3D Zelda

👉👈^whatever^ ^size^ ^is^ ^fine^

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[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

gerald of romania should look like fabio and it's woke that he doesnt

[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

knight-nod based

wokes destroying everything smh. And make Dandylion show some flesh it's not the 1500s anymore

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

I played RDR2 for years but, because of woke, I never once saw a rugged outlaw man's strong bulge that made me go panting

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Comparing every male video game character to Marcus Fenix would really rile up anybody who remembers the cliffyB drama.

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Every male video game character should have the dimensions of Delta Squad

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Those chonky boots, lol.

I wonder if someone somewhere in the development team had a foot fetish for really big feet, or if it was just a clunky modernization of the Quake guy.

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Everything in the original Gears of War games, from the COG soldiers to the weapons, vehicles, monsters and creatures looks like chunky action figures. I like how earnestly dumb it all is blob-no-thoughts

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

I-was-saying I admit I hated it from the start for the sheer brobro "WHERE'S MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE" grill-broke vibes and when it got popular and got sequels and was everywhere for a while, well, that sucked because even its gameplay mechanics of chest high walls and all that started to be imitated.

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

TAKE.

THAT.

BACK.

peppino-angry

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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

I kinda wanna start a bit of objectifying game reviewers but I feel like their own insecurities are probably already part of the problem.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hmmm gollums posture is a bit off

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Face down, ass up, that's how I like My Precccccccious

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[–] madjo@feddit.nl 10 points 2 weeks ago

Apparently Asmongold even complained about the option to create a character with top scars in some videogame, which by default was turned off. I mean, if you don't want top scars, don't turn that option on.

These anti-woke weirdos always claim they want choice to be able to create the character exactly how they want it to look. But they always draw the line where those choices are also extended to people who are not cis white male. The female character choices should cater to their dick, and god forbid there's a choice to have PRONOUNS!

[–] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Silver the Hedgehog is woke DEI garbage

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