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[CW: Objectifying men as satire] Bit idea: Complaining that the male characters in games chuds like aren't hot enough (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

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Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won't)

"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn't an anime cat boy.

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[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Based. Not played GW2 in forever but we all know they should be dummy thicc with pecs of steel (but actually) mao-clap

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

For me, it just seemed like lazy model design. We're not rocking Voodoo2 cards, you have enough graphical performance to play with to make a reasonably complex torso.

It's the Arataki Itto Noodle Arm fiasco all over again; they tried to make a muscular character with the same basic model that was designed for twinkier ones.