He'd open the raw chicken and leave separate breasts individually on each aisle after deciding he didn't want it. If JD can't have it, no one can.
JD Vance is a man in deep shopping cart return debt
"this will show that politician whom I dislike a thing or two" 😈 writes comparative fan fiction
i just don't understand why these politicians think they can walk all over us an' commit blood libel with consequences like these
Some dickhead once left two 6pks of raw chicken breast in my humongous bin of yams. I came in the following morning to find the fucking juicefest. I had to throw away all of it. Probably 160lbs of yams/sweet potatoes.
I worked in a grocery store for a while. There was something smelly in the store and it took us a couple days to find it. Someone hid some meat (it might have been shrimp and/or beef) they didn't want behind 4 bags of dog food at the very back of the shelf.
Like how hard is it to walk it back?
Or, fuck, at least take it up front when you check out and just say you didn't want it. When I worked at a grocery store we'd just run it back to where it should go.
These same people probably leave their carts wherethefuckever too.
*drive your Little Rascal back
Is this tweet going to be used in political science textbooks in the future to describe the political landscape and its intersection with meme culture?
Yep if you're comment is good enough they'll include it in the post capitalism reeducation text book, good lucky buddy.
Walz puts his cart back. Vance leaves it sitting in the parking spot next to him.
Vance parks in the crosshatches next to the disabled space during a snowstorm so I have to go back into the store again to have him paged so I can access my car in my wheelchair. He then takes 20 minutes to finish shopping before coming out, and acts like I’m the one who inconvenienced him by making him rush. (Yes, this actually happened. It wasn’t Vance, but someone like him.)
And it rolls into some poor person's old beater car and scratches it.
If he notices, he chuckles to himself. But I'm feeling like he wouldn't care enough to notice which direction the cart goes, as long as it doesn't inconvenience him.
He just lets go of the cart and what happens happens.
It's interesting that with the new affidavit leak, just a few years ago he was a never-Trump moderate, and now he's distinguished himself as one of the most vile, feckless, shameless chuds in the game.
As an Ohioan it was always clear he was a disgusting freak, there was a lot of discussion about him when his elitist couch-cucking manifesto was released, but he's really turned up the volume on the worst parts of Republican discourse. Just goes to show what "mainstream" conservative discourse is, and where it is headed -- as well as what the backlash will be if they keep on it.
JD Vance doesn't know how to order donuts at a donut shop.
He doesn't do his own shopping.
JD Vance walks into a supermarket: "Excuse me, how long have you worked here? Can you provide me a basket of groceries? Put in what's reasonable."
Kamala seems like someone who can make a bang on spaghetti. Trump eats his steaks well done.
Trump eating steak? Nah. Still too sophisticated.
This is a guy who bought Fast Food as a celebration.
Here's the idiot eating McDonald's while visiting Japan's Prime Minister.
Visiting Japan and he eats McDonald’s…. what a fucking heathen. He is known for liking well done steaks with ketchup too, though.
Well done and drowned in tomato sauce.
Tomato ketchup straight from McDonald’s packets. And ofcourse he uses the Fancy Ketchup, because he’s classy.
Hides the chicken behind something because he's embarrassed by leaving it so nobody finds it until it starts to rot 🤢🤮
Not because he's embarrassed, but because he wants employees to suffer.
Hiding it requires caring, even if in a negative manner. People like him simply don't care at all, at least to an individual level. Why should the aristocracy care about the help?
The poor, as an amalgam, are vaguely worth caring about it, taking $50 off of 1 million people is actually worth the effort. After all, $50 is next to nothing. Who would even notice the difference?
In many ways, amoral indifference is far more horrifying than active evil. No one sees themselves as the villain of their own story. Crushing ants also doesn't make you evil (though the ants will strongly disagree).
some drumsticks, some wings... beaks, whatever makes sense...
Walz lets you cut in from of him.
Jimmy Dean pays an immigrant $3 an hour to shop for him and tells them they're ruining the country when they return with the food.
I dunno, Vance seems more like the sorta guy that would take the raw chicken into the restroom and pull the couch maneuver..
… eww
Right but wow I didn’t want to imagine that.
Commenting on your post so you get a notification and imagine that again
Imagine what? What was this comment again?
🤢
Damn, wish I could upvote this comment twice!
Hittin it raw
Cream filled chicken.
So you know, if you have taken a perishable item from a cooler in a grocery store and later decide that you don't want it, the store has to throw it away.
I've worked in a lot of grocery stores in multiple states for over a decade and this has never been true in my experience. Staff puts their hand on it, if its cold it goes back in the cooler, if it's warm it gets tossed. It is not a definite garbage item despite the lingering urban myth. If it is true its a store policy at one company, and it must be regional because no major national chain does this.
I work at a grocery store now and what you say is still true.
Items are only thrown out if they've been removed from the store before returning.
goofus and gallant reborn for a new age
Except a lot of the time Gallant wasn't even being virtuous, just blindly obedient..
don't do what johnny don't does
They could’ve made this clearer.
Ever since I saw one of these that I disagreed with politically I realized how dumb they are.
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