They're all fake, just in case anyone's wondering.

The person who wrote this has not met many married people. I don't think they ever had a best friend either.

I like how this post turned into tips on how to kill yourself. Saving it for later.

Don't You dare screw this up. Assisted dying is the only thing I'm looking forward to in life. And I'm 37, so I'll need this good and running in like the next 4 years.

I already did. Would not recommend.

Now let's talk about your car's extended warranty.

Considering his mental decline in the last four years, in 2028, he will only be able to get on a stage and shit himself. And people will still vote for him.

Shhh. That's the secret ingredient.

And being cool is her game.

Yeah. I'm also not American and can't understand how anybody would even consider voting for Trump. Is half of the US in a cult? And I'm Polish so I'm also concerned by the consequences of electing Trump.

I don't know what I just watched. All I know is before the end of the song I was dancing naked and masturbating in front of my webcam.

I don't know what "It" is, but the girl on the bass has it.