This is infinitely funnier if OP is a woman
"Hi Lesbian, I'm Moss"
"Ma'am, this is a Wendy's..."
No one was asking because no one was interested.
tell me something not so obvious
"Oh, that makes sense."
Yeah this didn't happen because there's literally no reason to bring that up. Unless OP was being creepy which is totally possible given the website.
"Well, then I now identify as a woman, girrrrl!"
Oof. That seems inappropriate on so many levels. I think it offends pretty much everyone.
👍
What prompted that disclosure? Could she smell the horniness emanating from Anon? Did he, as he noticed she was a woman, give off a vibe like a starving cartoon wolf imagining the main character as comprised entirely of sausages?
I believe he started vibrating 15,000 Hertz. A totally normal response in the presence of all women, not the sign of a weirdo at all.
Anon must address her as “Lesbian” for now until eternity, considering that’s all she is.
"Hell yeah I like chicks too!" go for a high five
Sorry that you feel obligated to mention this based on your past experiences. I hope our interactions are professional. Please let me know if I step over a line... my jokes are sometimes a little off but never misogynistic maybe a little dark, but I work on it.
With that out of the way ... my Name is Anon, I am happily married. Now.. let's Beginn =]
"Hi, Lesbian, I'm Brian."
Beat me to it! I already posted mine before I saw yours haha
"me too"
Final answer
So, do you pronounce the full name, "lesbian", or do you shorten it to "les" or something?
Respond super excited, like when you meet someone who shares the same niche hobby than you: "I like girls too! So tell me, what have you found to be the best technic to eat pussy?"
If this is the US, straight to HR. 🤑
"I wasn't interested"
'I know'
In this case its a bit different but what i see is that everything is oversexualized but the effect of that is people are actually more lonely because every social interaction you have with anyone who could be a sexual partner automatically becomes strange.
"Neat."
“I, too, am a connoisseur of fine pussy.”
“Hi, Lesbian, I’m anon.”
"Don't flatter yourself"
I respond by hoping I'm a girl in this scenario. Anon forgot to specify.
You too..
And I'm married, so I'm kind of asexual (at work), so we're ought to be friends!
It's probably a way for her not to be flirted with. To protect herself. So I'd say something reassuring like that.
"THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE"
What's your best pickup line?
Hi Lesbian, I'm Anon.
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