Amateurs. Never put a date on your rapture predictions. Just say it is happening soon.

Thank god there is no ninth of hexadecember, so no worries.

It's almost 9pm where I am and there's no sign of it. Jesus better hurry his ass up if he wants to be on time.

But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Matthew 24:36.

RTFM, noob.

Hi guys, its the 19th here in Australia already and I can confirm that I have been Left Behind to suffer heck on earth for being a sinner and Im super over it already.

Jesus better fucking come I've been jerking him off for like 20 minutes

It's currently September 19th

It's true. I'm getting raptured right n

I MISSED IT!?

~~9-18-24~~ ~~9-19-24~~ ~~9-20-24~~ ~~9-21-24~~ 9-22-24

I mean...if they keep this up they will be right eventually...right?

They may have screwed up their ISO date format. They really mean it'll happen on the 9th day of the 18th month of 2024.

It tracks

nonsense, there are only 12 months

Not again

so nobody can know the date of the rapture, and if someone figures it out god'll change it?

what if I make a website that just says "the rapture will be [current date +1]"

checkmate?

So I was justified when I left those dishes in the sink. Thank goodness. Thank you, Jesus.

What mental gymnastics do you think the sign maker will have to perform, when nothing happens today?

Oh, shit! Who will water my plants?!

Good thing I tried pegging for the first time tonight then! Ticked that one off the bucket list just in time!

Post-Rapture looting anyone?

It's probably a coded message. Read it in the order of colors.

Jesus is rapture - 9-18-24 will on coming the happen.

It all makes sense!

God, I wish God would actually just end this cringe already.

Haha! Yeah right, this is like the ten thousandth time they've s

Can we go ahead and get the rapture over with so the rest of us can get some peace and god damn quiet?

Still the 18th here. Anyone know where I can buy some inflatable sex dolls and helium at this hour?

What timezone is the rapture in?

Trying to decide if I should stay up and get some photos

Sorry, gonna have to miss the rapture, I have DnD this weekend.

I didn’t get raptured, too much thc and alcohol in your system makes you too heavy for the angels to carry I think.

If all the good folk are gone though I sure hope for less traffic on my road trip this weekend. Praise jeebus? 🤷‍♂️