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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Afraid so. Hope you enjoy the great snatch.

[–] TheFool@infosec.pub 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

sigh - Days without thinking about her: 0

[–] superkret@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 months ago

Phenomenal snatch.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

(snatch is a euphemism for vagina)

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The rapture is when we all get vacuumed back up into Eve’s vagina, so it works.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Probably better than going back into Adam's balls.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

From snatch you came, and to snatch you shall return.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

What happens if you have a Sinful Thought during "The Great Snatch"? Do you get un-Snatched? What if you immediately Repent? Do you get Snatched again? Will there be people bouncing back and forth indefinitely?