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[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's beautiful ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Leaked image of USS Carney intercepting Houthi drones

[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The Patriot missile system watching it all go down

[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Motherfucker this is NCD. Of course superior guns make you superior. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit

[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 19 points 11 months ago
[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 17 points 11 months ago

Is that a missile under your skirt or are you just happy to see me?

[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 3 points 11 months ago

Once you pop you can't stop. Everyone knows that!

[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 15 points 11 months ago

This is hilarious. Maduro would be proud

[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 12 points 11 months ago

Oh shit, it's the Purr-nisher!

 
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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by nuke@yah.lol to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
 

Operation NCD SITREP #1 - 25 Nov 2023


CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY


I. SITUATION UPDATE

  1. Disciplinary Actions:

    • Recent engagements have seen a few bad actors neutralized. Our mod team, equipped with state-of-the-art Genital Vaporizing Lasers (GVLs), has effectively deterred rule-breakers, ensuring a safe and respectful community atmosphere.
  2. Community Morale:

    • Despite the occasional need for GVL deployment, the overall spirit remains sky-high. Comrades have been exemplary in their conduct, with an impressive array of top-tier shitposts lighting up the community. It's a privilege to moderate such an outstanding battalion of enthusiasts.

II. OPERATIONS BRIEF

  1. New Communications Channel:

    • Matrix Channel Deployment: We've established a new base of operations on Matrix #ncdchat:tchncs.de. Your presence is requested.
  2. Recruitment and Growth:

    • The ranks of Operation NCD continue to swell. A warm salute to our new members! Your enthusiasm fortifies our collective strength.
  3. Engagement Levels:

    • Community engagement is high. Reports indicate robust activity across all sectors. This is a clear sign of a healthy and thriving unit.

III. INTELLIGENCE REPORT

  • No updates in this section for this report.

IV. LOGISTICS


VI. COMMUNICATION CHECK

  • "I'm doing my part!" Are you? Let's hear your feedback and suggestions.

VII. SIGN-OFF

  • Remember, "Service guarantees citizenship." Thank you for being a vital part of Operation NCD. Keep up the great work, troopers!

End of Report. Dismissed! Stay alert, stay alive.


CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY


 
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Jarhead (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by nuke@yah.lol to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
 
 
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DRONE AIRCRAFT CARRIER!!! (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by nuke@yah.lol to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
 
 
 
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