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[–] Sequentialsilence@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Eh, we’ll trade some oil for some of that sweet, sweet maple syrup.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Do you mean the maple syrup they've been stealing for years from New York, Vermont, and Maine, thanks to the 49th Parallel?

[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago
[–] nuke@yah.lol 15 points 11 months ago

This is hilarious. Maduro would be proud

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The LNG must flow, to Montanada we go. Es Destino Maduro. Five women and empanadas for every man!

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How many empanadas are we talking about here?

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

You'll find out when you get out! Now get off my truck!! Your lef, your lef, your lef rayt lef....

[–] SapphironZA@lemmings.world 9 points 11 months ago

"Canada" - love it!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

I'd love to see another map addressing the myth of a southern U.S. border. We have so many untapped natural resources throughout South America (the truth is right there in the name).

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

~~54-40 or fight!~~
To 60 North we shall march forth!

[–] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

[–] N0body@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

While the rest of the world airs its grievances on the battlefield, we may as well get some payback from the leafs for the War of 1812.

[–] burble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago

Dang, I got super excited about a Montanitoba joke, but neither of those provinces are Manitoba

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

lolwtf? Is there a news story behind this?

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

This is the Venezuela Guiana situation applied to the USA and Canada, to show how ridiculous the Venezuelan "historical claims" are.

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

that's pretty funky