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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 73 points 11 months ago (2 children)

A guy in a safer bush with a $1k drone has a 70% chance of hitting the guy with the RPG.

[–] weeahnn@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago (4 children)

A guy in a Ghillie suit with a 100$ knife has a 70% chance of stabbing the guy with the drone.

[–] Primarily0617@kbin.social 16 points 11 months ago

they were too well camouflaged so the tank crew couldn't see them and backed over them reversing out of the drive

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Something something... 70%... bacon cheeseburger... heart disease.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago

And the cheeseburger was only $5!

[–] nuke@yah.lol 7 points 11 months ago
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 14 points 11 months ago

It's turtles all the way down

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dude with a 2000 dollar thermal sight is gonna clap the guy with a javelin. Also any tank made by a competent nation (i.e.: not russia) will have thermal sights on their tank specifically to find some fuckboi on the bushes with a vibecheck tube.

[–] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Not to mention the myriad of other anti AT weapon tech like all the warning systems, IR smoke, and trophy systems. Now the Abrams X is real heckin fright

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago

If you have a handful of tanks, your enemy has to spend a lot of effort on getting rocket launchers. Not just buying them, but also the logistics strain to get them to the frontline.

And if you notice the enemy forgot to bring their launchers, you can deploy your tanks, and exploit their mistake.

Mass tank assaults are over. But using them as an integrated part of a force still makes sense to me.

[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Just run over the fucker if he's only 200m away.

Tanks are obsolete. Embrace killdozer.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Friendly reminder that Marvin Heemeyer was a damn lunatic, in case there's any killdozer enthusiasts here. If he didn't kill anyone other than himself, it wasn't for lack of trying. He had every reason to believe there were fucking children in that library, and he wanted them dead. Fuck Marvin Heemeyer, may be rot in hell forever.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

CIWS for every tank. Do it.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

10 dudes in a bush vs 10 dudes in a bush.

[–] BatrickPateman@feddit.de 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Time to start a bush selling business. They gonna be in high demand.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

"Welcome to the Raytheon farm!"

[–] Pxtl@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Or an agent orange business.

[–] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 7 points 11 months ago

We can fit more in one bush... Get the Clowns.

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Oh no, are tanks obsolete again?

[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

Russia will pivot on it at some point. Closer they come to running out, the more they'll look for an excuse around not fielding them.

[–] corrupts_absolutely@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

meh tanks are the prime beasts of urban combat

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Isn't urban combat the environment where tanks are the most poorly suited?

[–] corrupts_absolutely@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

pretty sure theyd be worse in space

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I've heard that submarines win vs tanks in all engagements at 120 meter below sea

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

Submarines would also outperform tanks in space.

Randall Moore (xkcd author) wants to remind everyone turning the missiles around for maneuvering to remove the warheads. Can't link the xkcd because it's in a physical book.