nicklewound

joined 4 years ago
[–] nicklewound@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

Demon's aren't like they used to be, folks. Sadly, you can no longer rely on demon's to finish the fucking job.

[–] nicklewound@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

This is it! DRUMPF is done for!

[–] nicklewound@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Goddamn, being a cis dude is so fucking boring.

I want a double jump so goddamn bad.

[–] nicklewound@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can take my giant mommy milkers and massive dongs when you pry them from my cold dead hands!

[–] nicklewound@hexbear.net 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Love my wheel. Dirt 2 is so much damn fun with that thing.

[–] nicklewound@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Goddamn we're so fucking cool.

It's about time someone recognized it.

[–] nicklewound@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Oh no! A controversial gender!? My day is absolutely ruined and now I hate everybody that isn't white straight and cis.

I have decided to fuel up my paraglider and join Hamas.

[–] nicklewound@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The slave owners literally were compensated for their lost property. They got reparations. The slaves did not.

[–] nicklewound@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I'll be 40 in a few months. Will I be ok?

[–] nicklewound@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Go find your muffler, what done flew clear out from under your automobile, and you stiffen your upper lip, look at it say, "IT'S👏hillary-contempt HER👏hillary-disgust TURN👏hillgasm!!"

You'll be back safe on the road in no time. Keep up, sweaty.

[–] nicklewound@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I feel the same way. I'm old. I have accepted I barely understand anything anyway. But it takes zero effort to be accommodating and not be a dick to somebody.

I hope someone with a neo-pronoun executes me for being reactionary so I can die happy.

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