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[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 104 points 10 months ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 65 points 10 months ago

That's right, we take money and pump out good takes

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 63 points 10 months ago

Thanks for coming to Hexbear, home of the Hexbear. How can I help you?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 49 points 10 months ago

I'll take three vegan struggle sessions and one Great Purge, with extra transphobe banning please

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

Comin right up stalin-approval

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[-] fox@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago

Uhhh can I get a NSFW-tagged photo of a block of cheddar, an I love my trans comrades, and an emoji of an owl

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[-] Zrc@hexbear.net 101 points 10 months ago

lovebombing each other in a manipulated way like a cult does.

I love my trans comrades trans-heart cat-trans

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 42 points 10 months ago

Caring about anyone is love bombing, also family is a cult

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[-] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 84 points 10 months ago

I love seeing someone who unironically uses the term “trann*es” get big mad on the Internet. I also love seeing multiple people in the comments telling OP to kill themselves. Terrific effort all around, no notes.

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 83 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"despite being all these people of gender queers or whatever the fuck, they are extremely squeamish to anything sex related"

Just admitting they've never befriended none cishet people and just assume all queers are hyper sexual and kinky because of media portrayal

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[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 80 points 10 months ago

I would like to receive this Hexbearian "love-bombing". I've receive hate-bombing via DMs and moderation censorship as well as an actual bombing attempt once that the mods still refuse to investigate despite me telling them there's no way a regular civilian like me would know Mentos and Coca Cola would do that.

[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 52 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 48 points 10 months ago

Thank you. I am absorbing this love bomb like a sponge.

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[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago
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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 71 points 10 months ago

Hitler was a vegan

First, no, he was vegetarian and not because of moral reasons, but for medical ones (he had digestive issues and doctors thought no meat would help)

Also, why would Hitler being vegan have anything to do with anything?

I swear to God, these folks are not alright, even by debate-me-debate-me standards

You know what my problem with Hitler was? His dietary choices. 🙄

Fucking delusional

[-] pillow@hexbear.net 48 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

my understanding is that he wasn't ever even a vegetarian, even in wartime when his health was declining. on top of all the evidence of liver dumplings privately being his favorite treat, the hitlerites who created this public image in the first place of him being a vegetarian ascetic also made sure to include winking admissions that he still indulged in an occasional sausage or pigeon like any down-to-earth german. so even the propaganda that spawned this myth treated it as kind of a sometime lifestyle thing

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[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 44 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Anti-vegans know the vegans are right and that trying to justify mass torture and murder of sentient beings is a bad look. They get angry since they can’t justify their cruelty-based treats and want to associate vegans with something bad to try to resolve the cognitive dissonance and shove Hitler into the square hole.

Same with trying to use Marxism, trans support, and being against car culture as negatives. These are all good things that the ranter has to try to make sound bad to discredit hexbear and show support for chuddery they want the world to descend into.

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[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 67 points 10 months ago

Lol love that subtle admission that he's fucking stupid enough to think vegans get mad if you point out Hitler was a vegan like that's some kind of good point.

It's literally the joke people make to satarize the idea of a shittily constructed argument.

"Sure Hitler was bad but he also liked dogs so I guess everybody who likes dogs is like Hitler" -magafanatic1488

[-] booty@hexbear.net 54 points 10 months ago

Hitler also wasn't even a vegan. The factoid that goes around is that he was a vegetarian which also isn't true. He had a pathetic weak tummy that would get upset really easily so he didn't eat much meat, that's literally all there is to it lol

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[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 59 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Love bombing is when giving solidarity and support to a marginalized community for the purpose of empowering them.

OK.

Can't even critique vegans correctly, what kind of moron thinks dunking on vegans is when you checks notes think hitler was good?

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[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 59 points 10 months ago

leftist storefront

Yes welcome to the leftorium

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[-] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 58 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Erm guys I was gonna breathe air but Hitler did that. Anyways it’s not true Hitler was a vegan, he ate meat regularly.

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[-] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 57 points 10 months ago

CommiePOGGERS

Finally the libs are starting to understand us.

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 57 points 10 months ago
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[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 57 points 10 months ago

I love me a mask-off lib.

Hexbear proves horseshoe theory correct

horsepoo-theory

[-] Ananasova@hexbear.net 56 points 10 months ago

the perfect ad for hexbear doesn't exi-

hexbear is an online marxist transgender cult

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 55 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
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[-] Yeat@hexbear.net 55 points 10 months ago

why do these types always assume transgender people would be killed under communism?

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 47 points 10 months ago

If I had to guess, in their minds, because Communists 100 years ago, weren't exactly "progressive" on LGBTQIA+ issues by contemporary standards (despite being well ahead of their bourgeois contemporaries), communists today must be exactly the same way. To them, Communism is this inflexible and unchanging dogma and not the flexible and evolving political movement of the international proletariat against the bourgeoisie.

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[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 52 points 10 months ago

Hexbear demands you subscribe to their fucking objectively wrong world view or else you aren't a good person.

New site tagline?

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[-] Eikichi@lemmy.ml 51 points 10 months ago

Oh geez, I want to be in now :)

Its always them who cry against leftists toxicity, who are toxics and "evils".
Unfortunatelly cognitives dissonances you know

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[-] Des@hexbear.net 49 points 10 months ago
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[-] Egon@hexbear.net 46 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That has to be one of us doing a bit, they make the website sound too cool and good. If I heard of a place described as a leftist, marxist, vegan, genderqueer, transgender cult that forbids free speech and supports terroists, I'd have to check it out. This is the best commercial I've seen for the site.
Also new tagline dropped.

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[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago

Wow. I’m impressed. Like 6 quality site taglines in one post

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago

Charging up my love bomb from the back. I'll be ready in 3 episodes!

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[-] M68040@hexbear.net 44 points 10 months ago

They say "They actively forbid free speech" like it's a bad thing, but when's the last time you saw your typical Jordan peterson fanboy or a unironic "cites the bell curve" type running their mouth around here? Sounds like a modicum of peace and quiet to me.

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[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 44 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

che-smile

What is it with these people and making their enemies sound rad? This genuinely brought me happiness, couldn't ask for a better description of Hexbear

[-] Rashav3rak@hexbear.net 43 points 10 months ago

Are we squeamish about sex? This place does seem less horny than other online spaces, but like, not because the people on here are prudes or sex-negative. More like people here understand how fast horny-posting can turn into something uncomfortable, or into outright sexual harassment, and in the interest of keeping this place nice, are doing the horny-posting in more appropriate places. I don't know, I've never gotten the impression that hexbear is uncomfortable with sex, or that this place is completely sexless, just that we maintain a respectful distance from it to ensure everyone's comfort and a minimum of drama

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure discussion of sex and sexuality is fine here and this is just a person who was poisoned by reddit's pervasive porn & weird internet culture around that.

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[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

mattchristianpotato

Is that the capybara guy from the podcast?

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[-] python@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

I only joined cause hexbear has the biggest fitness community on Lemmy and my home instance wasn't federated yet 😳

.. when's my Online Marxist transgender cult initiation tho?

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[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago

Do we have an emote for the jerk off hand motion?

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[-] Zrc@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago
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[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

loved this comment

You're a transphobic genocide advocator. If you're against em, they seem decent in my books.

Edit: checked em out. They're based af

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[-] userbear@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

"seeth if you bring up that hitler was a vegan" - gee are you maybe bringing this up to make an obnoxious stupid argument? I'm not vegan, just amazed someone can fail to relate to the reactions to their behavior

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[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

Hello 👋 and welcome to my leftist storefront. 👈

Looking for capitalism? LEAVE!

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