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[–] dgerard@awful.systems 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

the antivax AI

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"oh no, the Basilisk is woke"

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

this is BIBLE ~~2.0~~ ~~3.0~~ 4.0!!

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 9 points 3 months ago

oh yeah

and for the present, just how incredibly many of the rationalist subculture turn out to be ex-evangelicals

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Citizen, the computer has removed the need for the pounding sodomy, are you not delighted

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it's amazing how he spouts all this gibbering insanity in this calm rational-sounding engineer explaining things voice

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 14 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Jesus 2.0 is an AI, and he's American

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

fix the year! we're back in the present! out of the time traveling cybertruck!

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 12 points 3 months ago

OK I've got it right! we do DRM, right, but for condoms

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 6 points 3 months ago

The world is a simulation and Musk has a green jewel above his head.

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 14 points 3 months ago

it's clear this was a well rehearsed pitch - the twitter video linked is the two minute version of the same pitch

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 49 points 3 months ago (3 children)

musn't make the eight guys who own everything sad!

 

another obviously correct opinion from Lucidity

 

I followed these steps, but just so happened to check on my mason jar 3-4 days in and saw tiny carbonation bubbles rapidly rising throughout.

I thought that may just be part of the process but double checked with a Google search on day 7 (when there were no bubbles in the container at all).

Turns out I had just grew a botulism culture and garlic in olive oil specifically is a fairly common way to grow this bio-toxins.

Had I not checked on it 3-4 days in I'd have been none the wiser and would have Darwinned my entire family.

Prompt with care and never trust AI dear people...

 

Need to make a primal scream without gathering footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid!

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

 

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