NPa
bro look at my capitalist attack dogs, they don't even know what commerce is anymore
how will they maintain my beautiful fourth reich without even a basic understanding of material reality
why does the tractor have boss music?
They have been hitting him with the heart-attack gun continuously since he started running for President, but because his heart is constantly failing on its own, all the gun is doing is restarting it.
The A stands for
Israeli Tom Cruise rappelling down from the ceiling of the Cum Vault to retrieve the American sperm before it's discovered and potentially corrupting the sacred gene pool.
"The Man in the High Castle" but instead of finding a book, he finds a phone with access to alternate universe twitter where the US was defeated by the USSR in 1930 and he just malds for 500 pages about having to live in dog-water US-hegemony world
this is actually happening, but QTHESTORMM is just living in a much more interesting parallel universe, kinda jealous tbh
Now watch me hit this dab :beorgegush:
"Folks, I'm telling ya'- Marika, or as I like to call her, "Sleepy Marika", she messed the Elden Ring up real good. No, it's true, she really messed it up. The Lands Between are disgusting now, broken into little pieces, borders left unguarded. Disrespectful. Miquella has a solution, a yuge solution. Making Altus Great Again, I call it... Look he's here now on stage, look how eternally youthful and honest he looks folks! 1000 years of love, people, we're getting rid of the ANTIFA Golden Order losers!"
and she won't even jerk us off properly