NPa

joined 4 years ago
[–] NPa@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

(no banana)

monke-beepboop

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

porky-point

bro look at my capitalist attack dogs, they don't even know what commerce is anymore ooooooooooooooh

how will they maintain my beautiful fourth reich without even a basic understanding of material reality bateman-desperate

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

why does the tractor have boss music? scared

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They have been hitting him with the heart-attack gun continuously since he started running for President, but because his heart is constantly failing on its own, all the gun is doing is restarting it.

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

The A stands for i-am-adolf-hitler

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Israeli Tom Cruise rappelling down from the ceiling of the Cum Vault to retrieve the American sperm before it's discovered and potentially corrupting the sacred gene pool.

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 54 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)
[–] NPa@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

"The Man in the High Castle" but instead of finding a book, he finds a phone with access to alternate universe twitter where the US was defeated by the USSR in 1930 and he just malds for 500 pages about having to live in dog-water US-hegemony world bateman-business-card

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

this is actually happening, but QTHESTORMM is just living in a much more interesting parallel universe, kinda jealous tbh

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Now watch me hit this dab :beorgegush:

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

a-little-trolling "Folks, I'm telling ya'- Marika, or as I like to call her, "Sleepy Marika", she messed the Elden Ring up real good. No, it's true, she really messed it up. The Lands Between are disgusting now, broken into little pieces, borders left unguarded. Disrespectful. Miquella has a solution, a yuge solution. Making Altus Great Again, I call it... Look he's here now on stage, look how eternally youthful and honest he looks folks! 1000 years of love, people, we're getting rid of the ANTIFA Golden Order losers!"

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

and she won't even jerk us off properly volcel-kamala

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by NPa@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
 

Bonus:

The smol bean heckin democracy puppers need autonomous death robots to protect themselves from scary authoritarians 🥰 Also, bad wars is unacceptable, you need to vote to make sure we get good wars!

On one hand, unimaginable destruction of human life, on the other, lower taxes. I'm torn 🤔

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