HeartlineRat

My privilege is not knowing who Rachel Maddow is.

China could stop an asteroid heading for earth and MSM would still spin it as unilateral military action in neutral territory.

Mods I'm sorry, I won't mock Elon's manhood anymore I promise 😭 please put my normal, stable and appropriately edited comment back 🥺

Imagine putting Elon in a ring with all the children he's abandoned... he'd die lmao, more so than Zuck the master.

Awwwh is that still going? It took a while to get people onto the humor/rules there and we had to purge a few reactionaries since so much of the content was queer af but last time I saw it had forged its own identity.

Imagine if we settled company mergers through blood sport?

"And twitter was absorbed by Facebook today as Zuckerberg drained the brain fluid from Musk's brain. Truly an exciting day for celebrity death match."

With training jiu-jitsu then yeah fr but that's really disappointing.

I wanted to see them genuinely hurt each other and we have to deal with the moral quandry of forcing billionaires to fight to the death.

Not just Zuckerberg throwing Musk of the top off the screen with a high percentage up throw wining by stock 😤

The old nonce island 🏝

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What?! Does he?!

Like when you say seriously does Zuck have hands like a deadly weapon or is he just another middle aged mid life crisis dad who took up martial arts to convince himself his body isn't aging?

Real talk? Yeah I expected (and hoped) Zuckerberg would ruin him but I was the fool for thinking these disconnected freaks of industry would actually leave their homes or business to touch other human beings.