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[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 140 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Fixation on food security

The man is OBSESSED with food security.

All he thinks about is FEEDING PEOPLE.

What kind of SICK FUCK just goes around all day wondering how to GENERATE ENOUGH FOODSTUFF FOR 1.4B PEOPLE

Jesus FUCKING Christ, what a psycho.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago

Why would this country that has a written history going back thousands of years recording famine and its resulting upheaval be concerned with food security?

Must be the inscrutable oriental brainpan.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The See See Pee bribes the Chynese people with food, water, and shelter for support

Xi is done for

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[–] ewichuu@hexbear.net 115 points 1 year ago (4 children)

the economist is the worst newspaper I have ever read, it's so disconnected from reality, I remember reading a post titled "Why aren't millenials buying diamonds?"... taking it seriously is a huge red flag for me

[–] edge@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Lenin dismissed the Economist as “a journal which speaks for British millionaires”.

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[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 101 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I think it is actually authoritarian that we're not allowed to hunt economists for sport

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[–] uralsolo@hexbear.net 99 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Farmers putting the entire food supply at risk by growing nothing but cash crops is the ur-inefficiency of market based production. There are probably Babylonian tablets complaining about a shortage of cereals because everyone tried to grow dates instead.

[–] NoGodsNoMasters@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Capitalism breeds innovation"

-Ea-Nāṣir

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[–] PolPotPie@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago (4 children)

dutch devoting 100% of arable land to tulip futures

spoilerprobably didn't happen but what if it did

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[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 97 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes. The single individual. Forcing this country of over a billion people against their will to have their own sustainable food supply. On his own. Like a dictator.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 67 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Believing that over a billion people are all unilaterally controlled by a single person is not only peak great man theory, but also just another extension of rabid racism

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (8 children)

4chan calls us Chinese people "soulless bug men" and it's just so cool and good that the Economist is printing the polite version of that.

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[–] nemmybun@hexbear.net 93 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like how they took a photo that is clearly very mundane and used a filter to make it look like literal hell. Very subtle.

[–] judgeholden@hexbear.net 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

no that's just what China under the cee cee pee looks like

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 88 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The wealth of farmers is not more important than the food security of a nation. We do not need modern day kulaks, which is probably what the economist wants in China.

[–] YearOfTheCommieDesktop@hexbear.net 75 points 1 year ago (1 children)

not even just that, capitalists want all nations to be dependent on imported food so it can be used as leverage

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, sankara-salute said it best. Look at your plate and where your food is from if you want to know who the imperialists are

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[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 85 points 1 year ago

Communism too much food?

[–] kd637_mi@leminal.space 78 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nooo you can't just make food to feed people without a profit motive!

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[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 74 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Xi jinping failed to consider that food isn't a universal right under capitalism. How are we supposed to condemn China as capitalist and fascist if they do socialism?!?

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[–] stevatoo@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Shit he's giving food to people with his comically large spoon!

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[–] wombat@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

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[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago (6 children)

fixation on food security

caring more about feeding people than feeding profits makes you a monster to The Economist

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[–] YearOfTheCommieDesktop@hexbear.net 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

good for feeding people

not valuable

choose one, piggy

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago

Good for feeding people but not valuable porky-scared-flipped stonks-down

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago

Is there a moral case against prohibiting any The Economist staff member from having access to writing materials of any kind? BEcuase I think, for the good of humanity...

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is like my dad said about how Xi is sending youth into the countryside to farm like in Mao's Cultural Revolution (he was talking about how there are incentive for the government to send educated people to do town development)

Better die in a field than suffer in a cubicle

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 80 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

send educated people to do town development

god what an unimaginable dystopian hell. rather than just let their small towns rot alongside the people in them the government is forcing people to go and develop those areas with juicy incentives

like imagine going and getting an education and then being able to choose to do socially valuable work that the government heavily encourages

i'm gonna cry

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[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago

President Biden, please start bombing. My country yearns for hunger.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago

The fact that The Economist has a clear set of ideological commitments means that it will pull the wool over its readers’ eyes in the service of those commitments, which saps it of intellectual worth. It will lie to you about the contents of a book by waving them away with a “that being so.” Or it will reassure you that capitalism has nothing to do with opiate deaths, by asserting without evidence that when “looked at more closely,” drug addiction is “less” about despair. It will fudge, fumble, and fool you in any way it can, if it means keeping markets respectable. And it will play on your insecurity as a resident of a former British colony to convince you that all intelligent people believe that the human misery created in “economically free” societies is necessary and just. It will give intellectual cover to barbarous crimes, and its authors won’t even have the guts to sign their names to their work. Instead, they will pretend to be the disembodied voice of God, whispering in your ear that you’ll never impress England until you fully deregulate capitalism.

So, then: Death to slavery. Death to injustice. Death to The Economist.

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2017/05/how-the-economist-thinks

[–] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This reminds me of a quote from Catch-22, it has the same naked obsession with the 'rightness' of profit that reads like it isn't supposed to be satire but which I can't help be seeing as comedy:

Major Major's father was a sober God-fearing man whose idea of a good joke was to lie about his age. He was a long-limbed farmer, a God-fearing, freedom-loving, law-abiding rugged individualist who held that federal aid to anyone but farmers was creeping socialism. He advocated thrift and hard work and disapproved of loose women who turned him down. His specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any. The government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn't earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Major's father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa. On long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make certain that the chores would not be done. He invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the county. Neighbors sought him out for advice on all subjects, for he had made much money and was therefore wise. “As ye sow, so shall ye reap,” he counseled one and all, and everyone said, “Amen." — Catch-22, Joseph Heller

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[–] Nacarbac@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago

That perilous yellow haze in the photo proves it to be the work of that dastardly paragon of scientific cunning - the Fiendish Dr Food Munchu.

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